DC.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
dancerr2210
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Absolute beginners
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Charles
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
jellybeans
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Thanks for the pranks
Today, I've been sexting a mysterious guy from New Jersey. I was getting hot, so I decided to say, "I want you to be my first." Suddenly, my officemate who was two desks away from me waved her phone in hand and shouted, "You're a virgin?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
sallyfradoodle
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New Romantics
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Anonymousss95
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
notsohappy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
LALALA3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
Blueberrypicc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noobs
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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greatbelow 0
It't not gay if your balls don't touch.
NorfolkDude 2
Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.
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stfuchivonne 0
i thinks it's cute. obviously, he trusts you and thinks your an amazing friend.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I agree with 90% of the comments on here. It was a very nice thing of him to do to confide in you. I read a comment that you should be a good friend and completely stand by him, even if you are heterosexual. I'm not sure why guys constantly have this thing against other men who happen to be homosexual, but you definitely should support him. It's a friendship, regardless of his sexual orientation. Don't **** it up. =]
KaY262 0
Man, if you actually do that you would be the BEST friend anyone could ever have. xD
truelyawesome 0
ur gay
FiVeStAr_fml 0
wtf. don't do it. that's f-ed up.
giffinator 0
Do it.
giffinator 0
agreed with #48 completely.
dfarrey 0
#42 - Are you absolutely certain your friend was joking?
JOELY_fml 0
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWKWAAARD
naroushh 0
okayyyy lol tell him ur straight thats the answer LMFAO IF I WERE U I WOULD DO IT JOKE AHAHAHAHHAHA
csullivan33 0
if you want to try it and are now curious as a by-product of his 'coming out' to you just ask him if you can do the pitching or the catching you know whichever one you like more