Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Absolute beginners
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
Thanks for the pranks
Today, I've been sexting a mysterious guy from New Jersey. I was getting hot, so I decided to say, "I want you to be my first." Suddenly, my officemate who was two desks away from me waved her phone in hand and shouted, "You're a virgin?" FML
Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
New Romantics
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
Noobs
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Top comments
greatbelow 0
It't not gay if your balls don't touch.
NorfolkDude 2
Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.
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Comments (89)
deadlycandii 0
will like u should not do sumthing u dont wanna do but if u wanna go for it, go for it
rebelgirl167 0
Go for it man!
Today_I_Was 0
Ew.
dearViena 0
#22 w....t....f?
HaHa_Sux4_U 0
I agree with 20 not really a fan of gays
Topguy 0
Akward!!!!!
TZW 0
Ugh, why are so many people looking at this like it's such a horrible experience? Okay, so maybe I can't see the heterosexual male's point of view so well, but still, I would think that it shouldn't be something to freak out about and/or be disgusted by... you could just calmly respond that you would not like to do that with your friend. That is, of course, if you wouldn't. For where our society is supposed to be, I'm a bit disappointed in all the negative comments that this received, even though there were plenty positive ones as well. Also, to all the accepting people who commented... umm... I feel like I should reply with some form of praise, so, uhh... good job?
swimchick2012 0
i hope in another life you end up gay!
TheFurry 0
theres nothing wrong with that he likes you :3 if anything that should boost your self esteem cause he thinks you are attractive! **** gay hate, it shouldnt matter he is still your friend and just say "sorry, i am not like like that, but its ok you are still my friend" and he should be.
slashers_fml 0
give the guy a break. i'd be pretty humiliated if i was a straight guy and one of my male friends asked me to **** him. its OK to be gay, but not everyone has to agree with your lifestyle choice. for some reason most people cant accept that.
Marburg 0
Well you are dumb Reason 1) You should be flattered that he is interested in you. Reason 2) It isn't a lifestyle choice it is just as controlled by genetics as the color of your skin. Reason 3) Nobody is trying to force anybody else to be gay.