Intimacy: Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob....

By LALALA3 - 16/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

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Kiebland 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:51

You should've bit down when he said that.

lolfood 24

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Friday 22 June 2012 7:09

You're an ass.

emilypancakes 0

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 4:34

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WoAhAnNa123 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 6:34

...yeah its way to late now!

Church_Vii 4

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Tuesday 18 December 2012 2:15

I don't think that was a determining factor in getting rid of her, and if it was then he doesn't deserve her.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Tuesday 2 September 2014 10:20

#3, #72, y'all are losers.

crudeandrudeguy 29

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Thursday 6 August 2015 0:10

FYL for sure, that must've been the worst BJ in the history of mankind

threefitty25 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:10

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lolfood 24

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Friday 22 June 2012 7:09

You're an ass.

Slender_Man 6

Monday 16 July 2012 9:57

Douchebag alert!

loveishope 4

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Friday 1 March 2013 2:54

Why would you do that

Kiebland 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:51

You should've bit down when he said that.

alphatoomega 21

Thursday 21 February 2013 23:00

He didn't say it until "right after", which means she wasn't blowing him when he said it. Learn to read.

civkomidway 0

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 8:08

My god, that's awful.

blah_blah_shity 0

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 9:29

what a douchbag. i hope you then told him what a great idea that was cuz he could never satisfied you and youre sick of his shit. or elbowed his nuts

quontag 15

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Saturday 1 December 2012 4:10

He's gay

KenMcGormick 0

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:49

tell him you give even better blowjobs to boyfriends... and the next time he is still asking for some... bite right through it

OXAMH 0

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 12:24

#17 clearly he didn't break off their relationship over not getting head as she'd just finished sucking him off. On the length of time, it depends on how old they are - if 14 then fine to wait a year, if 18...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 26 June 2013 16:46

If they've been together for a year and are 14, it's okay for her to blow him? What the fuck? No. 14-year-olds are not mature enough for that shit, even if they think they're in love (and this is coming from the 17 year old who has been with her boyfriend for 4 years, we are still virgins). And even if they're 18, I see no reason why she can't wait. If a guy (or girl) doesn't respect the other persons' sexual decisions, they aren't worth it anyway.

crazycar 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 5:35

Sorry sweety. I have to agree with the guys on this one. You sholda blew him a long time ago. At least that way you coulda spared urself the wasted time.