Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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deliciouskaek 1
#60 has apparently never had a period. I'm female, and I go out of my way not to have touch them more than I have to, so why in the hell would I expect my boyfriend to 'conceal it in his hand'? I would expect a lot of 'Eww!!' and "OMFG!", and for it to be tossed away immediately. OP :: how hard did he pull it, to not only yank it out, but also to yank it out of your bikini while you were wearing it? That sounds pretty difficult. =/
sillybiker 0
i agree with #146 that woul suck and its very nice of your bf to help u out like that, as to those of you like #147 **** off! guys dont use or touch that shit ever unless to pick up a box for there gf...we don't know what the diffrence from a thread or tampon string is! plus if it was down there and in public instead of mentioning it to everyone around he could of just trying to be helpful and get it outta her crotch area so no one saw...and finally the bf life is ****** more because he not only embarassed for not knowing it wasn't just a thread but is even more embarassed for doing it in public...to the bf your life is ****** more...still feel bad for both of you it happened in public though
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Anyone who is STILL whining about how we're all retarded and tampons always feel like the finger of an angel inside you, please refer to #138. kthxbye
BooYou 0
"OWW!!!! MY ******!!!"
sarahlynn2786 0
i just threw up in my mouth a little...
caity 0
i read this is cosmo like 3 years ago and your pathetic for making up a story just to write it online.
mood_swinger 0
owch. i am a young girl who happens to use tampons. but my friends warn me against them because they tell me that tampons can rip a vein. so guys, don't do that EVER. it hurts and....yea. loose bikini bottom strings are not that thick
mood_swinger 0
speaking of which, #146, it doesn't hurt because you are relaxed and prepared. hehe. if you are mad at your husband, force him to go buy a pack of tampons. lol read that in a dilbert book :)
liveitlearnit 0
this was in cosmo several years ago. i call shenanigans.
dormouse_fml 0
I call bs too. I don't think he could pull at your tampon string and you not notice it.