When I Try to Look Good on Camera

By FML Approved - 04/09/2017 22:31

THE CUPCAKE THOUGH

I agree, your life sucks 340

You deserved it 435

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Emma1562 35

Tuesday 5 September 2017 3:36

That's why you don't do hair and makeup to go into the pool. It's useless.

jfsiv 17

Tuesday 5 September 2017 22:14

I like how she readjusted afterwards to show off her **** again. :D

Comments

Emma1562 35

Tuesday 5 September 2017 3:36

That's why you don't do hair and makeup to go into the pool. It's useless.

Jim Martin 7

Tuesday 5 September 2017 18:09

Looks better with her hair wet

jfsiv 17

Tuesday 5 September 2017 22:14

I like how she readjusted afterwards to show off her **** again. :D

bluebaldbadbih 4

Thursday 7 September 2017 1:58

"Not the food" ???

Ciara Koch 22

Thursday 7 September 2017 9:40

Your still hot

Keywords

Dentist Ironic Health Annoying Coworkers Work Awkward Miscellaneous Relatable Grandparents Love Food Fear Animals Insects Public freakouts Family Bullying Relationship advice Suspicious Embarrassing Neighbours Gamers Anniversary AITA Vegan Allergies Cooking Weird Sex

The Top

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 495

You deserved it 4 372

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 634

You deserved it 80 829

The Top

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 994

You deserved it 5 813

Today, according to my husband, our son is at the difficult age where he can finally speak fluent English, but is still too childishly dumb to say anything interesting, intelligent or frankly worth listening to at all. There are times I wish I was a divorced single mum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 285

You deserved it 461

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 763

You deserved it 5 263

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 488

You deserved it 42

Today, my boss replaced me, with my 25 years experience, as head chef with her son, who has a GCSE in food studies from 15 years ago and hasn’t even worked a restaurant before. I’m sitting here, watching our customers send food back untouched because it’s so bad. This has ruined us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 317

You deserved it 93

Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to antidepressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week, I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 202

You deserved it 3 688