Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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mambrow 0
You deserved that for dating an idiot. Slash wrist IMO.
dcapp 0
ew gross you shouldn't have had it hanging out anyway thats gross its really not that hard to keep it in a bathingsuit for real
kellster 2
Why did he have his hands anywhere near your crotch while in public in the first place????
Silhouette_fml 0
That's just gross.
MCart_fml 0
LMFAO!! I'm sorry that's horribly embarrassing but it's also the funniest FML I've seen today
jenz3p 0
hard to believe, he would have to pull pretty hard on it, plus you would definitely be able to tell the difference between a tampon string & a bikini string.
iloveyouu_ 1
lmao i feel bad for your boyfriend., and thats totally hilarious.
xMooMoox 0
Okay guys we don't know the exact situation, but I doubt she had it hanging out. I mean she was probably at the beach or pool and was swimming, walking, moving or whatever. She could have played volleyball for all we know. No sane woman would leave her tampon string hanging out in public! Also we have no idea if her tampon was new or needed a change, but we can assume it probably hurt (even if it was just a tiny bit) because she was not relaxed and ready for it. Also because the way you pull a thread off is not gentle and he could have tried to pull it fast because it was in her crotch area. We also have no idea what she was doing (standing, sitting, walking etc) so he could have pulled it at a weird angle. I'm a woman and a tampon user myself and I think I can speak for all women in saying having a tampon brutally yanked out of me like its a thread would be no fun even if it was fairly used. This was not a fun experience for either of them.
5ive 0
you let him reach down there?! YOU *****! lol hahaha :)
Mattyknows 0
So he tried to pull off your bikini bottom; attempting to publicly humiliate you. But actually got your tampon? Either way he intended to publicly humiliate you; you know his intentions were shit. Rage at him Let him know how you feel about that shit; what a jackass. FYL OP. Good luck dealing with him.