Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
hollisterhottiex 0
aw hun.. i feel bad for you. #160, if he pulled fast enough she'd notice right about the same time as it was coming out. duh.
dino_witha_cape 0
This is fake, for sure. I saw this in a magazine except it was a string hanging off of a skirt.
cback 0
lol i feel worse for the guy... he must be scared for life!
knowitall 1
I call shenanigans. Even if it didn't hurt (which it sometimes can- I've been using them for almost 20 years now), a tampon cannot just be easily yanked out- especially around a bathing suit or other clothing. Also, to those who say that boys/men cannot tell the difference between a regular thread and a tampon string- they need to find (or work on becoming) smarter men. There is no excuse for willful ignorance- it just makes you a loser.
Hgm09 0
No, it doesn't hurt to take my tampon out. But then again, I don't yank on it as if I'm trying to remove a thread. I'm pretty sure that would be really painful. Removing something that is unlubed and abrasive forcefully from my vag does not sound like my idea of a good time.
Failercoptor 0
Smooth boy friend you got there, how did you guys get together? he meet you by crashing into your car?
Blank_fml 0
poor thing it's not your fault what your body does naturally, you shouldn't be embarrassed for that i would simple smile and walk off and get a new one
_violet_ 0
you didn't notice him creeping towards your vaginal area and asked what he was doing? he'd probably have to be underneath you to even be ABLE to pull it out.
dinosareawesome 0
Haha I agree with #18 and #19...I saw that too.
gs_fml 0
arent u like not supposed to wear a tampon wen u swim??? i dont cuz thts wat i heard
FJT 0
no you are meant to wear one when you swim, you're not meant to wear pads while swimming. however, if your period is light, you could get away with not wearing anything, cold water stops the blood flow.