Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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AnnerNanner 0
That's embarrassing. Sorry. =[ #139. That doesn't make her a *****. Stfu. #188. You're a moron. #189. Go you. =]
shmaples 0
he mustve given it a good strong yank. jesus...lol
triplethreat13 0
SAD!!! those of you who are calling the boyfriend a douche, lay off. i bet he didn't even think about it that way. and OP...wouldn't that hurt?!? there's a reason you're supposed to pull it out slowly.....ouch!
onetreehill143 0
OMG THATS AWFUL!
BblInkK 0
hahahaha im sooo sorry that had to happen
tomberryboy 0
Dump him that's just sooo disturbing
popoman 0
Don't go swimming when it's your time of the month. It's both an FML and a YDI, because you should have at least tucked it in. AND there's no way that is your boyfriend's fault. How do you expect guys to know what that looks like? Also, he was trying to do you a favor so that your bikini bottom wouldn't lose more thread.
ligrl4387 0
ok, so since she said that her BOYFRIEND pulled the string, he should have known better. dont you tell your boyfriend when your on your period?! every guy should know the basics of a tampon, and that it at least has a string.
tboone 0
OMG! that is soooo embarrassing! But if ur boyfriend is still with you, then he is a total keeper! That had 2 b so embarrassing 4 nd him!! Im sry but its rly rly rly funny!
xdarkxangel2005 0
i do believe this is fake.. i've read this like 2-3 years ago. but if it was to be real, then that just sucks. and a tampon strings is a bit thicker then a regular string..and i dont think that the tampon can come all the way out, cause of u wearing ur bathing suit bottom.