Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML
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omg_18
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not so secret if it was sitting on your dresser now was it. fail.
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Zerenade
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Wow, what a waste of a tasty beverage.
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Zerenade
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Wow, what a waste of a tasty beverage.
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YANKSFAN4EVER
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Totally your fault.
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omg_18
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not so secret if it was sitting on your dresser now was it. fail.
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FweakofCydonia
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Yes it is. Ever heard of reverse psychology?
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omg_18
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not so secret if it was sitting on your dresser now was it. fail.
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hapylordofdeath9
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secondly, why was she in your room to iron
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Hummbinger
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#118, im pretty sure you didnt read the FML, and #2, i think it would be pretty well hidden, cause the chances of someone drinking from your water bottle are pretty low
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kennymack961
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actually @121 op did say she got it off of the dresser.
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ast3150
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Would you rather suspect vodka in a water bottle on a dresser than in a cupboard?
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CoDandBlowjobs
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131 he knows that but who is going to drink from someone else's bottle
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HighasaCloud
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There's a little thing called "hiding in plain sight" that's been around for quite a while. It's not appropriate for every situation, but it's useful here because if it were well hidden (like in an underwear drawer) it would be very suspicious when discovered by OP's mom putting away clean laundry. Who goes to the lengths of hiding a simple bottle of water?
I hope my explanation wasn't too complicated to understand and that it clears things up! : )
I hope my explanation wasn't too complicated to understand and that it clears things up! : )
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kittykat1501
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Wow 151 not everyone is too lazy to put away their own clothes. I did it since I was six
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Zigster94
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and good hiding spot, at least she wasnt thirsty
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MukyDaCookie
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I guess hiding it in plain sight didn't really work out.
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Laurkins
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Did she ever figure out why the iron caught on fire?
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tweetbaby14
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she most likely didn't. now shenprobably thinks her daughter is the second coming cuz she has fire water
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z4opv14
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I wonder why she didn't know it was vodka..
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safirestar09
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It was in a water bottle.
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wainersgirl73
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And why would she be able to smell it right when it was opened?
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davidpropert
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Water is clear... Vodka is clear... It was in a water bottle... Need i say more?
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blushinFML
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I didn't realize the dresser was now a secret place? What, did she get the vodka from your underwear drawer?
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666midnight
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haha that teaches you to hide your vodka more effectivly then doesn't it? =P
Least your clothes will smell of a burnt and vodka mix now ^_^
Least your clothes will smell of a burnt and vodka mix now ^_^
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kelseymarie
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why would she look in your dresser for water? oh yes my child keeps a bottle of water in her dresser like every other child.
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kmknotek
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it was on it not in it