Totally your fault.

Yes it is. Ever heard of reverse psychology?

secondly, why was she in your room to iron

#118, im pretty sure you didnt read the FML, and #2, i think it would be pretty well hidden, cause the chances of someone drinking from your water bottle are pretty low

actually @121 op did say she got it off of the dresser.

Would you rather suspect vodka in a water bottle on a dresser than in a cupboard?

131 he knows that but who is going to drink from someone else's bottle

There's a little thing called "hiding in plain sight" that's been around for quite a while. It's not appropriate for every situation, but it's useful here because if it were well hidden (like in an underwear drawer) it would be very suspicious when discovered by OP's mom putting away clean laundry. Who goes to the lengths of hiding a simple bottle of water? I hope my explanation wasn't too complicated to understand and that it clears things up! : )

Wow 151 not everyone is too lazy to put away their own clothes. I did it since I was six

she most likely didn't. now shenprobably thinks her daughter is the second coming cuz she has fire water

It was in a water bottle.

And why would she be able to smell it right when it was opened?

Water is clear... Vodka is clear... It was in a water bottle... Need i say more?

it was on it not in it