Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 918
You deserved it 268

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Your friends have no class -- they're totally Bush League!

But..which Bush: W? H.W.? Jeb? Or the band?? At least it wasn't burning with Moses...

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Ah, the ol' San Valentín. Cute.

Your friends have no class -- they're totally Bush League!

But..which Bush: W? H.W.? Jeb? Or the band?? At least it wasn't burning with Moses...

It's from baseball. It means a team that's not even minor league, and means they are shoddy and low-class.

Ah, gotcha. Cue "The More You Know" music.

The tufted heart is way better than a clean shave any day...

Next time shave it into a swastika. I bet no one will laugh then

Yes. The best way to avoid humiliation is to make everyone hate you instead.