Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
pinkdaisy 0
hahaha....#182. i agree wiht you, im a girl, i really dont think guys need to know about girl stuff....its not for them....whatever accidents happen and we deal with them. they dont need to study up on us. #165 makes no sense.
Jesus_Cookies 0
ouch!
Thermotic 0
FAKE
ellums 0
aowwwwww. poor you. that sounds painful - mentally and physically =[ but also, silly boyfriend of yours! then again, a lot of boys don't understand the menstrual cycle. there is a boy in my class who doesn't understand why girls can't swim when they are on their periods. oh well. =P
hannahbbanana 5
LOL
nomo_fml 0
Girls need to STOP wearing tampons and bikinis. Either find something else to wear when you're having your period, or don't go to places where you need to be wearing one. YDI.
slightly_st00pid 0
#188, it's either pads or tampons..their needs to be a string to remove it.. you can't just crap the tampon out of your ******..why would someone let their period ruin a fun time.
babex21 0
hahaha ouch. he didn't know any better, cut him some slack.
FMLover269 0
#188 is an idiot
Stay_beautiful 0
#117...you're a ******* idiot. Just because it was an embarassing experience, she should break up with him? How ******* childish are you? Grow the hell up.