Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
poopoohead 0
I've seen this story in a magazine's Traumarama section before... just sayin'.
anna16_fml 0
this has to be fake im sorrry but really 1. that wld have hurt 2. how can u just simply tug the string and pull it out if removing a tampon was that easy and painless then i wld believe you
gleidu77 0
#30 made me laugh outloud, and i completely agree!
gleidu77 0
also, YDI for dating a guy who doesn't know the difference between a really thin thread of material and a thick string. What an idiot.
dancin303 0
omg as i said what is it with people who think tampons are painful WTF!!
pinkdaisy 0
i guess #158 your right...if the person was not expecting it and prepared for it, they would have an uncomfortable feeling....but not a ton of pain...
babydoll86_fml 0
#171 What the hell do you do when you swim then? Do you just use nothing and let the blood leak into the water? F-ing gross. And besides, you're WRONG. Tampons are perfectly fine to use in the water. It's pads that you can't use. To people saying pulling out a tampon doesn't hurt, it does if it doesn't have much liquid in it yet and you're unprepared. OUCH. OP: That REALLY sucks!
lovethiz 0
daaa-amn! he must have been yanking harrrd
pinkfrenchrose 5
LOL
sillybiker 0
to #165 wtf! so your saying guys should go out and buy tampons and girly stuff just so we know what they look like and don't make honest mistakes for helping a girl out?!? what kinda perverse mind do you have? still feel really sorry for the guy his life is truly fml after that incident.