Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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The_Cait 0
Oh god, that would HURT.
ohhhhshizzz 0
awuh dude that is freaking messed up, you couldnt tuck it? oh gosh, that mush have been gross and embarrasing. =] pahah, but got me outta my rut.
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Comments (494)
Katpants 0
Why would he reach for that in public? I would have bitched him out right there then contemplated leaving him. Honestly, string or no string, you don't reach for that in public.. what a doucher.
The_Cait 0
Much love to #138!
Puolukka 4
I don't know about y'all but to me it sounds like all of you remove your tampons way too early...mine come out really easy when they're actually full, there is no "maneuvering" or anything else involved...and no I'm not "really lose" I can't even fit the big size tampons because I constantly feel them...and considering that she was swimming her tampon was probably full of water so it should have been really really easy to pull it out in the first place so that even from an awkward position it wasn't too hard.
sanjm3 0
u must have to move around a bit and your ****** myst be tight
braFTW 0
I clicked both because I couldn't decide whether this was just ****** up or your fault for not having taken care of it before he did... LOL
Kellayy 0
Dude he must really pay attention to your vag.
pinkdaisy 0
i agree with #32....and all others who said so... i also am a girl and only ever wear tampons it DOES NOT hurt to take out a tampon..at all.....WHAT?! that really sucks so much, i feel so bad for you. i can see how swimming would have moved the string out from under your bikini. i am always so worried for this to happen to me. sweet of your bf to be trying to get rid of a thread...what a horrible suprise for him hopefully the two of you are comfortable and mature enough for it to not have been a huge deal between the two of you...maybe a little different for the crowd around you. hah. :-)
annis_fml 0
Dear God are men really that clueless? You poor poor girl.
MutinyX 0
my god that ****** embarrasin....poor hunny...fyl for sure...:O
SUX2BU 0
AWFUL, JUST AWFUL.
whoismgmt 0
Eww that is seriously nasty