FML : Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box...

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Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lachaisse / Sunday 12 May 2013 12:09 / United States - Vinton

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By Bigfabthetruth52 | 22

#5489028 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:10

Uhh, what a dick.

By revolution4ever | 14

#5489049 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:15

And parents wonder their kids have no respect for them...

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By Original_Outcast | 23

#5489027 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:10

Your dad is a faggot, anyways did you tell your mom the truth?

courtney680 | 17

#5489071 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:23

What a prick. Hopefully they did. I'd be pissed

By Bigfabthetruth52 | 22

#5489028 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:10

Uhh, what a dick.

ulquiorra102 | 10

#5489112 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:45

I was gonna try to come up with a witty comment, but this...I'm pretty sure this summarizes what everyone's thinking xD

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5489121 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:51

#2 How is that top comment worthy?

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5489131 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:57

I will now sit wonder through my days "How the F**k did that guy get top comment?"

HiIAmKevin | 8

#5489196 - Sunday 12 May 2013 20:50

Freakin' genius.

xALEXx_fml | 15

#5489470 - Monday 13 May 2013 1:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

aneurophobia | 5

#5489487 - Monday 13 May 2013 2:09

took the words from my mouth

sulitak | 26

#5491022 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 8:26

#85 no, that's not being a dad. My Dad always made sure the "good gift" was from my sister and I. That Dad is a jerk and if my husband ever even thinks this is acceptable I will slap him

xALEXx_fml | 15

#5502185 - Wednesday 22 May 2013 12:15

#95 haha whatever you say

By mybarra6 | 17

#5489037 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:12

Looks like Batman is going to have to teach your dick of a dad a lesson!

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5489127 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:54

Yes, because Batman can save ALL the worlds problems!

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5489129 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:55

Too lazy to turn on your TV? Call Batman!

Weika | 5

#5489170 - Sunday 12 May 2013 20:25

Batman is just mad that he can't celebrate mothers day.

You know, because his parents are dead.

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5489186 - Sunday 12 May 2013 20:43

You probably shouldn't say that stuff about Batman.He's EVERYWHERE.....

Weika | 5

#5489347 - Sunday 12 May 2013 23:16

Except his parents' house.

Because they are dead.

greg84_fml | 21

#5489360 - Sunday 12 May 2013 23:33

Um, he lives in his parents' house.

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5489410 - Monday 13 May 2013 0:27

#69 That awkward moment when Batman lives in his parents' house.......

TheShadyMilkman | 15

#5489466 - Monday 13 May 2013 1:46

You don't happen to have a stash of free candy and stuffed animals do you? Either way still creepy you refer to yourself as batman...

By ROSI3TH3CAT | 18

#5489038 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:12

Clever plan but your fathers an ass.

By broncos67 | 9

#5489039 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:13

Your dad done did good

garrett1999o3 | 16

#5489124 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:52

1) lear a little grammar 2)If you like dicks,why don't you go to a gay bar?

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5489156 - Sunday 12 May 2013 20:17

26- learn*

Mr_Loudmouth | 9

#5489158 - Sunday 12 May 2013 20:17

Learn how to spell, Grammer Nazi.

Sonotsuave | 24

#5489173 - Sunday 12 May 2013 20:27

not funny to talk about gays man

HortonThelephant | 15

#5489190 - Sunday 12 May 2013 20:46

Whoa. This thread is fucked. Peace out...

By Wizardo | 33

#5489043 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:14

Woah what a prick! Here's an idea, switch out his fathers day presents for f*ck all!

ositoakaluis | 16

#5489097 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:33

Or give him the bill for Father's Day ;)

LadyRodgers29 | 0

#5489998 - Monday 13 May 2013 15:59

Exactly #20!

By revolution4ever | 14

#5489049 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:15

And parents wonder their kids have no respect for them...

By JohnMartson | 5

#5489053 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:16

Wow what a dick

By Zen_Mei | 17

#5489059 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:20

He's not getting anything for Father's Day

hellomynameisash | 14

#5489488 - Monday 13 May 2013 2:12

yes he is, hes getting the bill..

By Cheeley | 17

#5489063 - Sunday 12 May 2013 19:21

Well he can just forget about Father's day then huh?

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