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Excuse yourself to "grab the gift" and take once if her nice shirts. :p Or just return it
Hopefully both of the gifts were thought of individually! It would be a dick move if the dad stole the gift idea intentionally.
no, he didn't steal it, my mum said what she wanted, apparently she thought we were going to buy the gift together as it was a bit expensive, but we both got it for her. One was just returned, I was just a little disappointed at the time that I wasn't the only one to get her it.
What is this gift?
That doesn't matter.
If it's something that can run out, then it's fine. If it's something that is static, then it becomes slightly redundant. So yes it does matter
#23, #24 made my point for me.
Double penetration haha, I'm joking and I do wonder what it is :p
Some people on FML are ******* gross.
Nothing sexual in nature, it was a book
Not the end of the world, just return it and get something different
How long was the line?
This is also what I was wondering! :D If there's a line to give presents, then the mom's doing better than most people!
Thanks to 48, I know what I'm doing for my next birthday !
Moms should be treated like queens for all the things they do for us.
Him: "We'll have a lot of fun with this." OP: "It's a favorite. You Will love it!
my advice to you would be move to a remote mountainous region. start a new religion. write a novel about your experience and develop it into a Oscar winning film.
the idea has definite potential
Lingerie? Sex toy? The Kama Sutra?
I don't want to know the relationship you have with your mother...
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Hopefully she appreciates the thought behind the gift! :)
If it's something that can run out, then it's fine. If it's something that is static, then it becomes slightly redundant. So yes it does matter