FML : Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 10 May 2009 18:37 / United States

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By too_much_fun | 0

#186448 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

Ouch. Next time she gets you something, use it with your dad then!

By cthulhu1138 | 1

#186494 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:22

Why didn't you just take your mom to the spa? Giving her a gift certificate for two practically begs her to take someone else.

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By evanwilliams | 4

#186440 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:13

Hahahahaha

Sista92359 | 24

#6150830 - Monday 22 December 2014 6:14

Are you laughing at how ugly you are?

By too_much_fun | 0

#186448 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

Ouch. Next time she gets you something, use it with your dad then!

Menick47 | 0

#877115 - Sunday 21 February 2010 0:45

Unless it's a tampon cupon...

narutou546 | 4

#3615833 - Monday 21 November 2011 19:49

Or a vibrator

By Jaywin | 3

#186472 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:18

What was her reasoning behind that? Was she just doing it to be a bitch?

zykrithium | 22

#6527626 - Wednesday 3 February 2016 18:49

Sounds like it. Dunno how someone could be a blatant cunt and NOT mean it.

By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#186478 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:19

atleast there is no longer doubt that she is infact the favorite child

BostonBear | 33

#5354638 - Tuesday 5 February 2013 1:18

thats for sure

By fyoulife | 0

#186490 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:21

thats sooo fucking annoying..ide be pissed.what a bitch sister
sorry i feel your pain

By cthulhu1138 | 1

#186494 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:22

Why didn't you just take your mom to the spa? Giving her a gift certificate for two practically begs her to take someone else.

safaeita | 32

#5792435 - Sunday 15 December 2013 2:21

I agree

By genius_man16 | 0

#186508 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:24

Look on the bright side: You are no longer obliged to do anything for her next mothers day.

By shizzbangpop | 0

#186512 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:25

OUCCH.
#2's idea is fantastic. (;

By BoboMatrix | 0

#186516 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:25

Give her a cooking book next time ;)

By thiagohf113 | 0

#186527 - Sunday 10 May 2009 23:28

#7 has a point... roundhouse your sis... thats always fun :D

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