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  TorturedXeno  |  27

The worst part is you can't take out your iPhone and shoot their license plate #...

  TheJester12  |  15

What you don't know is that this Segway was equipped with a mustang v8 engine. The car is now just a storage box for other throwing items, like tomatoes and used condoms.

  Mr_Satan  |  11

Yes, I could most certainly have speared the fuck out of him. We're not talking about an extended run here. This would be a full-on sprint, 20 seconds tops, considering the average human who is in shape can run between 17 and 22 miles an hour (with proper footwear). World class runners have hit about 28, though that would obviously be holding the bar a bit high. If you don't believe me, or you can't sprint for 20 seconds, my guess is that's because you're in poor shape, and I recommend starting a cardio regimen.

  firechicky  |  12

But you assume that he was even with the segway when he tried to catch him. catching up to someone going 12 mph is a lot harder when they're a good distance away.

  TEXASDude45  |  5

The average human runs 22mph? World class sprinters have reached that but definitely not the average person. And why in the world would you have a spear lying around?

  Mr_Satan  |  11

55- I don't assume shit. Twenty seconds TOPS. That could be shorter depending on reaction time. Though I could understand being so flabbergasted by a segway egging to just stand there dumbfounded.

65 - Average person: 17 to 22 mph
World class: 28 mph

Learn to read, please. Being willfully Eeletterote isn't cool.

Also, spear as in tackle.... An egging may be a dick move, but murder is not an appropriate response.