Dammit. Your parents suck! Mine used White Out.

Ha your parents are great

jeez hand-me-downs sure get extreme

Well they took not bieng the favorite to the next level!!!!
At least the saved a tree?
Sucks for you FYL

Mr Krabs is your father

lol mine did that on a Christmas bag... saves money lol

My parents abandoned me at birth, allowing me drift from foster home to foster home until I was old enough to make a life for myself. it must be nice to have parents that care.

@42 FML is not a "my life sucks more contest."
For one thing, I'm sure quite a few of us could beat you if we tried.
For another thing, the comment section would get dull pretty quickly because it would go "There are starving children in the world. Get over your petty problems."
And most importantly, eventually, it would turn FML into a really depressing site, because only things that were truly horrible would get posted.

Agreed 46.

Btw 46, ur a dirty whore. See? all fun and games

op - that also means ur parents favor ur sister. I had to point tht out

Well happy birthday op!(: Be glad they cared enough to remember(:

beat him with a stick

Hey, save the environment, one paper birthday card at a time, yaknow;)

You guys are douchebags and are pathetic for bashing on someone with a sob story. Maybe they have nobody else to tell?

i never had parents. i was a test tube baby.


do i win?

why are more random fml users putting tits as their pictures on here? pretty pathetic... cmon send those to your boyfriend lol

like this picture?

hell yeah

wow that was perfect. I would of just called him a bitch.

97 - They put those pictures up because it is the only way anyone will ever pay any attention to them. Daddy just never cared enough :'(

Also, they probably don't have boyfriends. If they did, they wouldn't feel the need to toss their sad old titties around on the interwebs.

37 has nice bewbs

thanking you

I wouldn't call what they did "caring."

It's called recycling. Save the trees!

Burn some tires!!

burn all the tires! lol

agtp

it's the thought that counts??

Happy Birthday, punch your dad.

Are your parents poor, stupid, or mean?? LOL JK OMG I'M A NUMBER 2 AKA A SHIT

HAHAHA.

Needy bitch. Some people get NOTHING for their birthdays.....like me lol

lol at the dumbass comment

wow you guys are mean, it's not like she asked for it. it look more like they forgot there birthday. which sucks

I should feel bad, but this is just too hilarious. Relax, it's just a birthday card. It'll be in the trash in two days, whether or not it was originally intended for your sister.

last I checked you could spend 4 dollars OR MAKE A CARD. fyl