HortonThelephant

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"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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One more and it's business time
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