Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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iLazy
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Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend
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YayorNay
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More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.
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iLazy
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Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend
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Mr_mur_der
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Mario could handle the shrooms though.
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wintamint101
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hey... she could've died
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M0rt
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from one time? not likely
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sandi315
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since when do shrooms kill you? and shrooms can be really halucogenic so I can totally see this happening
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humzizzl3
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that whore, shrooms are fun
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partyfool2011
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I don't see what the problem is, I had shrooms and grew twice my normal size just like Mario.
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The_Weirdo
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Hey OP, your sister's name wouldn't happen to be peach, would it?
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CianaBanana
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.. shoulda stroked the books spine before opening it.. Hagrid is wise.
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wintamint101
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...i meant from the books eating her face
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sleepydeath
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just makes me want to try shrooms more
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RetardedBullFrog
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Shrooms have the same effect as to licking frogs. Please stop licking frogs . . .
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TheCrazyAli28
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I would love to do shrooms even more because of this fml.
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livin_plur
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34- um hello shrooms can kill you if you eat too many just like any other drug, I would know a few of my friends have o.d.'d on them, and it's not like a hallucinogen, it is a hallucinogen.
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juicedboi
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Wait till she eats some flowers and starts shooting fireballs. Then you're in for a real surprise!
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lmfaoooooooooo
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bad trip
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xmayne
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You can't OD on shrooms it's impossible.
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Opium_Production
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I've never done shrooms
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MuffyStJacques
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126- Probably thinking of acid. Even though I love psychedelics; yes, you can die if you ingest too many shrooms. it is a poison after all.
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ryno101
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books eating her face off? that's the least of your worries, run if she ever wants to go to candy mountain...
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Mario5491
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I did nothin wrong
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TylerJester
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munchin on shroommmmmmssssss
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incrediblekarma
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#126 I suggest you eat a dry ounce of shrooms, and test that theory.
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leader0011
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shroomz are a bitch
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marinus_fml
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How does this in anyway fuck your life OP?
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barnmaster98
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sounds like a win to me...
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YayorNay
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More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.
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YayorNay
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FHL**
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NomOnShroomz
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That's nothing, when I take shrooms the air claws at my crotch.
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wordnerd42
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It's not like they could pull out guns or knives or anyt-HOLY SH--
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theguy33
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why would it be FHL she's the one thats taking the shrooms.
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CryMoreFMLs
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I do believe 35 just failed. Not entirely sure though, couldn't understand his comment.
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wordnerd42
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Clearly it was too obscure of a reference... Oh well, can't win them all.
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himoonkey
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35 killed it >:L
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stacianichole
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I'll confirm it. Fail.
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j_cat187
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it's impossible to describe tripping ballz it fucks with reality as well as making memories become reality... again it's indescribable and evryones different.
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Klums02
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Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Being on shrooms is an adventure...
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wendyyyy
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llamas ARE cool
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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are shrooms drugs?
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NomOnShroomz
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No they're very shy creatures living in the magical candy forrest of the south pole and they only come out one day of each year to harvest there money trees to crawl back in there fluffy seal fat nests at dawn... yes, shrooms are drugs, dumbfuck.
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hisgirlherboy
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156- ... i fucking love you!
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Boygenius50
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153 just failed hard xD
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awardZu
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156 is full of win!
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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well sorry I'm not educated in the druggy world, I didn't take "drugs 101" this semester.
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partyfool2011
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When in doubt, ask the urban dictionary.
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cocobulla1
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You don't need to take the "Drugs 101" class to know what shrooms are. I'm 13 and I know, please don't tell me you're innocent enough to NOT know. Goddammit.
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sleazyjay
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some people just can't handle their drugs bro. lesson learned I hope :)
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MaskingTape
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you should beat her face with books to make it more real for her.
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iFizzgig
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win
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superpoptart
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Hahahahahaha
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ChefPhilly
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Facebook
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zukinihudini
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stop whinning you're not the one had books trying to their face off
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wordnerd42
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I regret inform you that some words missing your statement.
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ChickenInMyKitch
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^i like that hahaha. clever
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mariahjoomeh
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Way to recover from a past comment, Word Nerd.
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sammie91michelle
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Im sorry to regret that you as well are missing three words in your statement you should have said" i regret TO inform you that some words ARE missing FROM your statement"
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sammie91michelle
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Im sorry to regret that you as well are missing three words in your statement you should have said" i regret TO inform you that some words ARE missing FROM your statement"
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MadPercussion
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78 - I regret to inform you that you fucked up.
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worldcupcheer17
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78- you're dumb, that was the whole point of the joke.
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TheEmoSuperman
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your a retard but I love the iron maiden album cover prof pic :)
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fmlcomment
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Wow, way to miss point.
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skyeyez9
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Did she have the man eating book from the harry potter movie, had teeth an eyes.
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bringmepieskm
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rawr!!!
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michabailey
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The Monstrous Book of Monsters?
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kittykat1497
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she should have stroked the book's spine before opening it... o_o
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itsbritneybixchh
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harry potter FTW
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283leis
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how is tht bad for you?!?! or were it your shrooms?
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ohlordy101
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her sisters getting arrested ? haha kinda bad for her