Miscellaneous: Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her... - FML

By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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iLazy 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:56

Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

YayorNay 8

Friday 1 July 2011 15:57

More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

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bubblebuyy 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 4:16

aha, I wonder what the cops said to that..

labola26 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:12

where the hell did she get shrooms. xD

DearestPluto 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:20

sounds like she was having a bad tripp[x

jonallred 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:57

lol i wish i was on shrooms!!!!!!!!!

Inspired22 11

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:01

Oh my gosh, so funny!

dubbadee123 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:55

lol

silence_isloudx3 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 9:26

win.

Kempa_fml 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 10:52

I thought I was dying my first time, it sucked! Thought I went to hell for what felt like eternity. But all of my trips since have been fantastic!! Thank god no one called the cops when we tripped though! It's all fun and games till the cops show up.....

cup_of_squirrels 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:36

OMG LOL!!!

stayawakee 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 11:48

That's funny. FYL

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