By anon. - 17/11/2015 18:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML
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ad1836 19

Only do it if you get the keep the extra profits !

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AkBunny907 18

I think that if OP wanted to make extra money by exploiting herself she'd be a stripper not a bartender.

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TH_Insomniak 15

she's a smart stripper, she got a real job with better exploitation money.

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shydreamer 1

I agree with you as long as they don't touch her...

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thawny_fml 21

Being a stripper doesn't mean you're exploiting yourself. Stop degrading sex workers.

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MrPotatoFace 9

NUMBAR 19 - (a small amount of people will get this) Anyways, great pun. Here is a beer for making me laugh. *throws beer at naked lady*

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Benmantha 31

Isn't that how the movie Coyote Ugly starts?

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Tripartita 44

At least if you get good at it, those skills will be easily transferable. Doctors, software engineers, and high-stakes traders are constantly required to spill things all over themselves.

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littlekellilee 45

It's true. As a software developer, I constantly spill boxes of keyboard keys over myself. We win every client.

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Tripartita 44

I think some people took my attempt at humor as an actual endorsement of the boss's douchebaggary.

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jbuckets_404 38

Trip: Duh! Esp. when you DON'T explain each stereotypical example.... :-(

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jbuckets_404 38

Trip: AND too forget the "lol" or ;-). Sheesh!!! [smh]

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AkBunny907 18

Tell him to piss off.

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priyaa_x 8

What makes you think her boss is a man? Can't just assume that info girl.

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jbuckets_404 38

And risk getting fired?! :-( She doesn't have to wear a wet Tee EVERY shift to attract attention both from the original patrons and others once the "word gets out!" There will be add'l/ return visits by customers who "unfortunately" showed up on a "dry" T-shirt day in a "wet" (more ways than just ONE! ;-) bar.... lol

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kellerlindley20 10

Ask for a raise and if he says no, spill more beer on your chest.

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higgysaurus 18

Your negotiating style is interesting to say the least

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kellerlindley20 10

Thank you 32, I think you understood my sarcasam.

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jbuckets_404 38

Keller: Or throw beer on his chest - as a new, non-verbal/ -written form of employee "improvement for suggestions!" Then he'll be reminded of how icky it feels.... lol

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jbuckets_404 38

TMWhisp: ALL guys are pigs/ perverts. Some just hide it better than others. ;-) Likewise, all women are crazy ... and NONE can hide it for more than 2 weeks! lol

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