By anon. - 17/11/2015 18:34 - United Kingdom - London
Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

At least if you get good at it, those skills will be easily transferable. Doctors, software engineers, and high-stakes traders are constantly required to spill things all over themselves.

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  jbuckets_404  |  38

And risk getting fired?! :-(
She doesn't have to wear a wet Tee EVERY shift to attract attention both from the original patrons and others once the "word gets out!" There will be add'l/ return visits by customers who "unfortunately" showed up on a "dry" T-shirt day in a "wet" (more ways than just ONE! ;-) bar.... lol

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  jbuckets_404  |  38

Keller: Or throw beer on his chest - as a new, non-verbal/ -written form of employee "improvement for suggestions!" Then he'll be reminded of how icky it feels.... lol