By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 21:29 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 697
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Tell her that's not what waxing means

That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.

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Tell her that's not what waxing means

I dread to think what OP's sister would try to do with the crayons if they mentioned bikini wax.

I'm fairly certain OP doesn't want anything to do with his sisters "downstairs"

I just really would like to know why does your life suck for having caught your sister eating crayons? Shouldn't her life be the one sucking for doing such weird shit!? I guess the sucky part for you would be having crazy people in your family...

OP - Maybe you should sign her up for that reality show where people are addicted to inedible objects!

She's just waxing her mouth hair :D

Were they crayola? they're supposedly non toxic

That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.

It's not!? Well fuck...

Maybe she was trying to poop rainbows

Well when they have names like blueberry and grape how could you possibly resist eating them?

You're right. She just wanted to taste the colors of the rainbow!

My favorite deliciously named crayons are peach, asparagus, blueberry, wintergreen, watermelon, and flesh.

Can't forget macaroni and cheese.

Ha...ha....... uh ha.... Cannibal..... yeah.....

...I know she just wanted too taste the rainbow.

"Next time on 'My Strange Addiction'..."

Lol didn't they already have an episode like that?

At least most crayons are non-toxic. She could have been eating dryer sheets.

Non-Toxic or not, its still gross and a tad werid cause shes 19

I was thinking the exact same thing lol beat me to it

Maybe she's hoping to poop like a unicorn.

Taste the rainbow! Shit the rainbow!

Those crayon names sure sound appetizing though...peach, orange, cinnamon

My favorite deliciously named crayons are peach, asparagus, blueberry, wintergreen, watermelon, and flesh. Hehe.

Yeah, it was funny the first time, Wednesday. BTW, don't eat asparagus, it makes your piss taste horrible.

I don't know about taste. .. but I heard it makes your piss smell horrible lol

You can't tell the same joke twice. Didn't anyone ever teach you that 29?

Show her their flammable

Their flammable what?

We all have weird habbits. I chew my tongue every now and then.

That's not really as strange as eating crayons...

I chew my tongue all the time, in fact I was chewing it when I read this comment, I don't find it weird at all, eating crayons at 19 years old certainly is though

At least she isn't using them as makeup?

"Do you like me now, huh??? Do you?!?! Yeah, what about if i do this." i hope someone gets the reference.

The one time I was wrongfully arrested I had to spend about 2 weeks in the local jail. Women actually did this for make-up. They had to remove them from the list of items you could buy. Don't even get me started on how they had a "fashion show" and torn their clothing for 'the runway'. They put all of us on lockdown. Crazy bitches.

#50 - All she wanted to know was why she couldn't get a boyfriend. XD