Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I went shopping with my sister’s husband to help him choose a birthday gift for her. My sister’s insane friend saw us, followed us, and caused a huge screaming scene in the middle of the mall accusing us of having an affair. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML
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core01 30
You have some anger issues to work on. That warranted a talk with your sister, not destroying restaurant property.
Anderling 33
Even if he was cheating, that does not warrant destroying the restaurant’s stuff, chasing off their customers, and ruining the other diners’ night. Just lurk outside and take pictures/video like a normal person.
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core01 30
You have some anger issues to work on. That warranted a talk with your sister, not destroying restaurant property.
Razath 17
Yup. Take a quick picture, just in case evidence is needed, call your sister (or finish your meal first if you're very hungry I guess - the situation would still be the same even if you wait a few minutes after all) and take it from there. Don't give in to your base instincts.
Anderling 33
Even if he was cheating, that does not warrant destroying the restaurant’s stuff, chasing off their customers, and ruining the other diners’ night. Just lurk outside and take pictures/video like a normal person.
Lolamae 9
What goes on between a married couple is really nobody else’s business. As you learned, your sister knew about it and welcomed it. MYOB.
Ticonderogapencils 17
So because you were angry about something you knew nothing about, you decided violence was the answer.