Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
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flockz
| 19
dumbass nice job spraying yourself.
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karmennn
| 0
that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not
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flockz
| 19
dumbass nice job spraying yourself.
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worldcupcheer17
| 0
even though it's expired it'll still probably hurt like a bitch you're dumb ydi.
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xXshadowrollerXx
| 6
You're* smart too! :)
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FiestaInMyPants
| 8
Wrong comment, 19..
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6tori6
| 5
dumbass! you aren't even supposed to point pepper spray at yourself, let alone purposely spray yourself.
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yummycupkake
| 0
that's like pointing a gun at yourself making sure there aren't any bullets in it lol
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xXshadowrollerXx
| 6
26 - I realized. The first time my comment has ever been buried to the depths of hell. It's a horrible feeling.
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6tori6
| 5
Then maybe you shouldn't be Grammar Nazi. YDI. Its really annoying, and I will let you know that I thumbed your comment. Down.
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saaaalt
| 4
59 I take it you really didn't like your fifth grade English teacher. No need to be genuinely upset…
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olpally
| 32
what a fucking retard u are op... lmao at u right now... just fucking stupid!!
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walkingtaco
| 0
funniest shit i've heard all day.
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salvorican
| 24
Don't worry 76. One of my comments had gotten over 200 thumbs down before. I didn't give a shit lol. Don't feel bad buddy
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
Do you look down the barrel of a shotgun to? Idiot.
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opendoorclosed
| 8
Oh really it worked!? What a surprise!!
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raebeglan
| 7
i love your picture#1!!!
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flockz
| 19
i tip my hat to you then my fair lady thank you for that kind gesture. have a nice day! :]
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6tori6
| 5
118- how does my 5th grade teacher at into this?
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6tori6
| 5
*play not at:P
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kidtoronto
| 5
GN
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meliesFML
| 0
ouch. blonde moment.
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
or high moment?
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Tcaret300
| 12
I think that thumbs down are just thumbs up that didn't get enough attention as a child... but yeah, maybe even a drunk moment lol.
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calebobadiah
| 0
or a new low moment.
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HoBoJo62
| 0
it's just a dumbass moment.
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SHORTstopp99
| 5
haha
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chili10
| 18
not even blondes are dumb enough to pepper-spray themselves in the eyes.
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wrigleys
| 4
I agree with #20, I've done some fairly similar things, no were near that bad mind.
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JoeTheMan12
| 0
why in the world would you test it out on yourself?? at least try it out on your friend first :P
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karmennn
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that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
haha, you really assumed that since the can of "pepper spray" expired that it just stopped being hot? you should be the poster child for birth control..
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ImaWiseGuy
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haha, you really assumed that since the can of "pepper spray" expired that it just stopped being hot? you should be the poster child for birth control..
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yummycupkake
| 0
^ i don't get the last part D:
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jemama
| 1
86 - I think it's along the lines of "Use birth control or you may end up with a child this thick." ...
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atthegates
| 0
wow 86. just wow.
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allthatremains25
| 0
it's okay 86, I don't understand it either. it's a stupid expression and has nothing to do with the FML. And I like how he commented on a comment, which, once again, had nothing to do with the comment.
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ascott1127
| 0
actually I think it was along the lines of op is an idiot and therefore should be the "poster child" for birth control..... because if you take birth control this could have been prevented!
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
181 it all implied to the fml, it's ok if my complexities confuse you....
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
applied*
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Malkria
| 1
what does ydi mean? -_-
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wrigleys
| 4
It means 'You did it yourself'. Anyway, its like eating a cookie the day after it expires, its still going to taste like a cookie.
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It means "You deserve it"...
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threer
| 30
Your dick's intact. It means 'stop complaining, your dick didn't fall off'.
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Matias_Says_FML
| 4
One word: idiot.
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SirObvious
| 1
that was three.
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flockz
| 19
thank you captain obv... oh sorry sir obvious lol
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venom2421
| 10
lol his name fits
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whybother8
| 0
sir obvious.. your screen name is amazing!
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kkbabe01xo
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D-U-M-B-A-S-S! What does that spell? Op!!
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YacL
| 15
You're lying, there aren't enough letters in there to spell OP!
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kkbabe01xo
| 0
Oh you're right! I have never been the greatest speller...
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matt5217
| 4
dum bass?
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yummycupkake
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hahahaha no it doesn't
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talensledge1
| 0
Dumbass,Spelled with the words Dumb and Ass,Usually refering to people like Op.
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daisyjess
| 9
what does op stand for??
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rocketeer_97
| 1
103- Orange Penis.
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asoptavlo14
| 6
103- or origami peninsula, only use the latter option in extreme circumstances.
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agaba
| 0
OP = organized poop
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IndigoFuckYou
| 9
Octopus Placenta.
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everybodyluvsMEN
| 0
You guys are all stupid.... OP= Octavius's Plight. For when he ran from Rome after he killed Caesar, DUH
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illmatic2
| 16
Obnoxious Pizza.
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tona01
| 16
oblivious pepperso
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Darklord53
| 0
Original Planter.
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threer
| 30
Guys. Stop lying to the newbies. It means Obvious Prick. OP's meaning is for the posters that deserve what happened.
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aphelps
| 0
u are the perfect example an idiot. what a dumbass YDI
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knights95
| 9
Just wait till her tazer expires
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iSlappedCupid
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Your smart :/
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Destabilized
| 0
You're pretty smart yourself.
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
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xJudii
| 5
You're* -.-
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xXSillyLoveXx
| 0
I'm pretty sure that's what 42 was hinting at...
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xXshadowrollerXx
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I can't even feel sympathy for you on this one, OP.
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wunderhosen
| 6
Really? It's pepper spray. You should have enough common sense not to do that -.-
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McAninch35
| 9
Your hair looks like it wants to eat my face
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wunderhosen
| 6
Haha xD
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lmaoatall
| 6
you must be related to the other op who used mouth wash for her stuffy nose. it's a family affair today in fml land.