Health: Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired,... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

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By Dr Pepper - 22/05/2019 18:05

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 01:34 - Canada

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

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By Username - 09/02/2011 03:27

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, after lunch with my frail, disabled, 87-year-old father, I reached into my purse for lipstick. I didn't recognize the cute cylinder I pulled out, but thinking it was a flashlight, I pressed the little button, spraying my dad and myself in the face with pepper spray. FML

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By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2010 13:16 - Malaysia

Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

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By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:58

dumbass nice job spraying yourself.

karmennn 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:00

that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not

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JoeySegner 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:45

DUMBASS, that's all I gotta say

corrinaswan 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:51

are you that stupid why would you do that

effarve 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:53

i got some old shotgun shells laying around, wanna see if they still work too?

metallicshadow 16

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:53

you dumbass, you NEVER test that kind of stuff on yourself!

gottagetitout 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 0:59

doesnt get much retardier than that!

noodleboix 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:02

all because it expired doesnt mean it doesnt work, dumbass

harrywestt 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:07

your a sad sad person. who in there right mind sprays themselves that expired of bot it's still gonna hurt Dumbass.

chief021 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:11

you're an idiot...

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:22

trust me pepper spray never goes bad.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 7 July 2011 1:28

I have some expired yogurt in my refrigerator, but I'm not sure if it's still ok to eat. If only I knew somebody willing to... Hey, OP! Come here and taste this!

mrmystery96 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:59

93, that made me think of one of my favorite online comic strips.

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