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what a dumbass.
if you realized he was drunk, why not get out and report his ass? Don't let him drive you home, stupid!
This reminds me of Crazy Taxi.
I still listen to them!! Today's music sucks.
ya i know right
Agreed. Makes you wonder about people sometimes, does it not?
at least you survived the car ride :)
True that, 3.
How do you think they wrote this?
There's a whole 'medium writes FMLs' business going on. :P Fairly lucrative, as long as you live in a country with an ectoplasm to legal tender exchange.
"Being safe ... we took a taxi back." Taking a cab doesn't mean you're safe. Just (probably) safer than driving drunk yourself -- under normal taxi circumstances, i.e. the driver NOT being intoxicated.
#72, it's actually an advantage in car accidents not to tense up and brace for impact, so drunk drivers, with their slower reaction times, tend to fare better.
lol that cab driver is a beast
that cab driver is an idiot, drunk driving is nothing to laugh about
unless you like Justin bieber, then please be my guest, drink and drive..
and your profile pic is incredibly offensive (yes, I'm Japanese)
lol that cab driver is a beast
why post that 2 times?
Well since your posting this, that means you survived so yay!
What a G
a G...IANT idiot
f**k it #47 is right that's totally retarded to talk like that ur kinda a douche
47 and 79 - caaaaalm down please :) take a joke lol
it was in Canada dumb ass
19, many Canadians celebrate July 4th. I sometimes do for the hell of celebrating something.
19, I live in Vancouver, and the July 4th Firework Show was better than the Canada Day one.
#28 epic reply LOL
#52- you obviously didn't read the posts of #26 and #46
I'm Canadian and have never celebrated Independence Day nor have I ever known any other Canadians to do so (minus the two above posters).
well 65 im American so i don't know but i imagine that you might se july 4th celebrated in Canadian cities closer to the border. idk how close you live to the border but you might not see it as much. for example i live in texas and alot of people here celebrate cinco de mayo which is the mexican independence, even though i have never been to mexico lol
Don't Canadians celebrate Canada Day on July 1st, which from what I can recall is fairly similar to our Independence Day (July 4th)? Don't the Canadians shoot of fireworks, have air shows, have parades, go to carnivals and all that fun stuff? This FML very well could have happened on the 1st.
Yes sir, it's Canada Day on July 1st. It celebrates confederation (we became a country). I live very close to the border actually. I won't say where due to my staplers. I suppose if July 4th fell on a weekend some Canadians might use that as an excuse to celebrate something (the War of 1812 perhaps haha).
You're right. I'm Canadian and all of my Canadian friends celebrate July 4th so do our communities.
who the **** wudnt be scared, he got batman and robin on his pic!
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at least you survived the car ride :)
Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.