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I think it was trying to tell you something.
Your face smells.
POW Right In the kisser!
SSSSHHH - AHHHHHH......
58 - Everyone is beautiful.
Did it smell good?
*turns and looks at op* "good news, its got batterys.''
Obviously the batteries didn't need replacement...
As a guy... Admit it. You liked it when it was spraying all over you like your college days
*squirt squirt squirt*
Even though they didn't need changing Did you find the place to put the batteries?
(Insert witty comment that receives a million likes and causes a controversial debate on which cereal is better by a troll) :)
sorry, you forgot to insert the witty bit there
That wasn't witty at all! You really think you're that smart, eh? Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Go Raisin Bran!
no. froot loops all the way!
Do you check to see if the electricity is on by putting your finger in the lamp socket? Do you change batteries in your flashlight while staring directly into the bulb? Do check how sharp a knife is by runnig it slowly across your tongue? Do you check to see if the stove top is hot by placing your hand on the burner? Do you check the garbage disposal by sticking your hand inside of it? Honestly, if you cannot figure out where batteries go in something as simple as an air freshner without holding it to your face, you need to stay away from all sharp objects, hot objects and mechanical items. In fact, pad all the rooms in your house with rubber, sit in a chair and watch t.v - don't touch anything, in fact hire someone to work the remote for you, it may need batteries one day and wind up stuck in your anus.....
Are you implying that OP's mom canceled his WoW membership?!
i just want to say that was amazingly said lol I love u lol also is that actually ur car if so its amazing and I love it what year
i just want to say that you are supposed to use ******* punctuation otherwise your comnent is really hard to read cause it's like one long run-on sentence
Overreact much? Checking batteries is hardly the same as running a knife across skin.
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Do you check to see if the electricity is on by putting your finger in the lamp socket? Do you change batteries in your flashlight while staring directly into the bulb? Do check how sharp a knife is by runnig it slowly across your tongue? Do you check to see if the stove top is hot by placing your hand on the burner? Do you check the garbage disposal by sticking your hand inside of it? Honestly, if you cannot figure out where batteries go in something as simple as an air freshner without holding it to your face, you need to stay away from all sharp objects, hot objects and mechanical items. In fact, pad all the rooms in your house with rubber, sit in a chair and watch t.v - don't touch anything, in fact hire someone to work the remote for you, it may need batteries one day and wind up stuck in your anus.....
Obviously the batteries didn't need replacement...