I'm not sad. Or am I?

By Dr Pepper - 22/05/2019 18:05

Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
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Just tell them you’re sad that “Game of Thrones” is over. Seems like most of the Western world is losing their shit over that.

bloopaloop 27

Tell them you found something better to do than watch game of thrones

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Just tell them you’re sad that “Game of Thrones” is over. Seems like most of the Western world is losing their shit over that.

bloopaloop 27

Tell them you found something better to do than watch game of thrones

"I've learned I need to protect others from myself!"

katydid91 31

"And including myself"

Pre-seasoned, if there are cannibals lurking in the shadows...

"I've been crying because I'm stupid"