Health, Gross and Housework: Biohazard

Biohazard

By Ugh - 13/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML

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By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Myboyfriendisaromanticslob - 10/03/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

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By kkbb - 14/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By Anonyme - 18/06/2011 01:25 - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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Jendaflooid 5

Friday 13 September 2024 20:34

What? Why would this result in bugs? I could possibly understand crosscontamination worries if the counter had some raw material on it, but normally the counters of your kitchen should have pretty similar debris upon them to your dishes. And if she's cleaning up, why would there be bugs?

core01 30

Saturday 14 September 2024 3:46

Simple fix, you should do the dishes. Problem solved!

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Jendaflooid 5

Friday 13 September 2024 20:34

Charlie Given 26

Friday 13 September 2024 21:21

From the miniature food particles the rag is leaving behind is attracting bugs.

Justkidding100 41

Friday 13 September 2024 21:45

oh my god, she also washed the dishes with the rag she was washing the dishes with, now they'll have bugs! obviously... this makes no sense

core01 30

Saturday 14 September 2024 3:46

Simple fix, you should do the dishes. Problem solved!

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 14 September 2024 9:49

yeah no that doesn't cause bugs. that's pretty normal cleaning practice. but you can always do it yourself

HayNow 11

Saturday 14 September 2024 18:43

That's not why you have bugs buddy..... try again

rpy13 11

Sunday 15 September 2024 3:53

What??? This is insane!! I alway use the cloth I used to wash dishes to wipe the counters down! I can assure you we haven’t ever had “bugs”. Why would you?? Bugs aren’t transmitted via a damp dishcloth!!