Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.
therealsuperman 0
haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"
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Comments (224)
momo1972 3
show me
califbob 3
Did your sister tell them about your **** ring too??!!!
meploLol 0
dude... the OP is a chick.
Fortuitous 0
You should have nipped that in the bud.
roguesurfguy 0
ydi sicko
Fortuitous 0
Oh Kay, you do push things to the limit. To the MAX, bro! Don't delete me! :D
tdub10 2
My gf has both her nipples and tongue done too. I think their it makes females look even hotter :-)
Judus_beej 0
I hate tongue piercings on the ladies but nipple piercings are ******* sexy.
ckjacques53198 0
guys don't get their nipples pierced unless they suck dick
Sparkiee93 3
Ydi because nipple piercings are nasty. Tongue piercings are sexy but only because they only have one practical use, besides getting infected and that use is slutty.
rogerover 19
Wait! Giving ******** make a girl slutty??? What planet are you from? Any act between consenting adults is not to be judged by others. That's why we have doors.
Sparkiee93 3
Why is she worried about whether her parents know about her nipple ring and why is she asking them permission for a tongue ring if she is an adult of consenting age?
boatkicker 5
It didn't say that she asked their permission, just that they were hassling OP about it. Most parent's don't stop hassling, just because their kids are now adults.
kenjiisown 1
Piercings are awesome. I'm saving up to get an industrial piercing. =D
monnanon 14
lol me too. Tho im kind of stuck between the industrial and a lip one. An industrial would be harder for my son to pull out. He's at the grabby stage lol
bonjourhello 25
They're the best, you can twist them and squish your ear, but they bleed like there's no tomorrow when you get them. I almost passed out from the sudden blood loss after I got mine…
jpchavez97 29
I have an industrial and it was the most painful piercing I've ever gotten. More painful than a tattoo too. Totally worth it though :)