Work, You're fired, Mental health and Depression: I'll give you something to mope about

I'll give you something to mope about

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got fired from my low-paying, depression-inducing job. At least now I have a "real reason" to be depressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2018 20:30

Today, I was fired from my job for "lack of work". What that means is that my boss hired his good-for-nothing lazy son, who then got too big of a mortgage, and he had to let me go to pay him a higher salary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 975

You deserved it 206

By jingle - 25/05/2012 11:18 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I got fired from my job at a weight-loss center because I was too skinny, and apparently it's too depressing for the customers to handle. FML

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You deserved it 3 779

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 02:00 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I found out that I can no longer work at my dream job because of their financial status. And of course, just now that I was finally beginning to be happy with my life, something like this naturally had to happen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 693

You deserved it 93

By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 344

You deserved it 10 946

By Volunteer - 13/09/2013 22:24 - United States - Elwood

Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML

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You deserved it 11 016

By tjm - 23/12/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 689

You deserved it 2 246

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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You deserved it 2 212

By sad as shit - 01/01/2016 00:41 - United States - Conway

Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML

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You deserved it 2 158

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By lazydude - 17/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML

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You deserved it 1 585

By jobless - 06/11/2014 02:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 028

You deserved it 3 231

Brightside86 30

Saturday 23 October 2021 0:49

Probably for the best, often low paying jobs aren't opportunities, they are traps.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 October 2021 13:48

Why? Now is a great time to be unemployed. You can be among the masses who have walked out of the workforce or get paid higher wages.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 October 2021 13:48

Why? Now is a great time to be unemployed. You can be among the masses who have walked out of the workforce or get paid higher wages.

Brightside86 30

Saturday 23 October 2021 0:49

Probably for the best, often low paying jobs aren't opportunities, they are traps.

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Today, I was having sexy time with my girlfriend when she said she needed to pee. She came back 5 minutes later and started talking about how she hasn't seen her best friend in ages and misses her. Needless to say, I couldn't get the man downstairs back up when we continued. FML

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Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML

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Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML

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I'll give you something to mope about

Same thing different taste

No silver linings

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

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