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"Ma'am, please tell your husband to get off of the ground and change himself. We need to continue this investigation."

I'm pretty sure once the cops get there and see a poo covered, crumby fat guy sleeping on your floor...they won't be able to deny it. :/ that would scare me immensely to come home to something like that.

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get out the magic markers and have some fun before the fuzz arrives

beat the fuck out of him with a shovel and put a small angry rabid animal with lots of sharp teeth and claws in his pants then kick him down an up escalator

if you tell the cops you shot him they would have no choice but to come to you and see for themselfs lol

I'm pretty sure once the cops get there and see a poo covered, crumby fat guy sleeping on your floor...they won't be able to deny it. :/ that would scare me immensely to come home to something like that.

If the cops decide to go have a look...

I would hope so. what good are they if they don't come when needed?

im just wonderin how the fat guy broke in

An object in motion will remain in motion until an external force acts upon it. Object being fat man, external force being door which in this case was unable to stop said fat man. That is my conclusion.

You think the fat man pulled a Juggernaut? lol I'm wondering how a homeless man can be obese. Unless the money he begged for went to McDonald's instead of alcohol.

You think the fat man pulled a Juggernaut? lol I'm wondering how a homeless man can be obese. Unless the money he begged for went to McDonald's instead of alcohol.

Maybe he was fat before and is loosing the fat slowly.

I don't know whether to be more shocked or disgusted.

im more aroused then either of those two.

#33, that gave me a good LOL

He ate the muesli bars with anesthetics, the ones you were keeping to give to your husband when he misbehaves? F the fatties life!

"Ma'am, please tell your husband to get off of the ground and change himself. We need to continue this investigation."

he was hungry, YDI for not having a burglary alarm.

Also i like turtles. That is all.

I highly doubt if you called the police they'd not go there for a break in. this has to be made up or you live in a bad place.

Probably instead of stopping at "A man broke into my house", which would have had the cops by her door in minutes, she kept going about some guy eating muesli bar, yada yada..... They probably put her on hold, while they all had a good laugh.

OP is pretty dumb for going into the house after seeing the door/window broken in. What if this asshole was still in her house, armed and waiting for her? That's probably why the cops didn't believe her. I think it's pretty common knowledge to not into your house if it's broken into, but to call the cops immediately.

Maybe the dude picked the door lock and closed it again? Or maybe he broke a window in the back, where the OP couldn't see it? There are tons of reasons for the OP to go into the house....

so obviously fake