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"Ma'am, please tell your husband to get off of the ground and change himself. We need to continue this investigation."

I'm pretty sure once the cops get there and see a poo covered, crumby fat guy sleeping on your floor...they won't be able to deny it. :/ that would scare me immensely to come home to something like that.

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beat the fuck out of him with a shovel and put a small angry rabid animal with lots of sharp teeth and claws in his pants then kick him down an up escalator

I'm pretty sure once the cops get there and see a poo covered, crumby fat guy sleeping on your floor...they won't be able to deny it. :/ that would scare me immensely to come home to something like that.

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An object in motion will remain in motion until an external force acts upon it. Object being fat man, external force being door which in this case was unable to stop said fat man. That is my conclusion.

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You think the fat man pulled a Juggernaut? lol I'm wondering how a homeless man can be obese. Unless the money he begged for went to McDonald's instead of alcohol.

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You think the fat man pulled a Juggernaut? lol I'm wondering how a homeless man can be obese. Unless the money he begged for went to McDonald's instead of alcohol.

He ate the muesli bars with anesthetics, the ones you were keeping to give to your husband when he misbehaves? F the fatties life!

"Ma'am, please tell your husband to get off of the ground and change himself. We need to continue this investigation."

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Probably instead of stopping at "A man broke into my house", which would have had the cops by her door in minutes, she kept going about some guy eating muesli bar, yada yada..... They probably put her on hold, while they all had a good laugh.

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OP is pretty dumb for going into the house after seeing the door/window broken in. What if this asshole was still in her house, armed and waiting for her? That's probably why the cops didn't believe her. I think it's pretty common knowledge to not into your house if it's broken into, but to call the cops immediately.

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Maybe the dude picked the door lock and closed it again? Or maybe he broke a window in the back, where the OP couldn't see it? There are tons of reasons for the OP to go into the house....

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