Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
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Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.
therealsuperman 0
haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"
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Comments (224)
athena3100 9
WTF?
LASERZ7 4
well...is it? it could be a lie
jose18 3
Kinky ;)
wthisausername 0
your tongue is one thing but your nipple is just ******* stupid why the hell would you want your nipple peirced
Fmlano 16
you sound like a very classy person.
bbpgrs 7
well, is your nipple pierced?
poprocks1999 6
Do what you want I guess, I don't see the harm in piercings (though I probably wouldn't get one)
Kkkdawg 27
@115: I only have one nipple pierced. I had to take the other one out. Shit happens. Or the person only wants one done. Who are you to judge that?
Puraqua 6
As long as it doesn't personally harm you, I don't see a problem in anything anyone else does. That's just my opinion
Parilax 1
Lol.