Health, Family and Awkward: Where? Why? What? - FML

Where? Why? What?

By Get a grip, mom - 01/01/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML

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TomeDr 24

Monday 2 January 2023 4:45

Your mom is worried, feeling helpless and deflecting. Try to cut her some slack.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 January 2023 2:50

Certainly, you are referring to the acronym, Thinker With Awe-inspiring Thoughts. Thank you.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 January 2023 1:58

What's your mom supposed to do about your Grandma? There are doctors and nurses working that problem. Your mom is trying to save your family's reputation whose name is being dragged down by your sister's poor life choices. You gotta pick your battles.

xaddrus 17

Monday 2 January 2023 2:06

you’re a twat

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 January 2023 2:50

Certainly, you are referring to the acronym, Thinker With Awe-inspiring Thoughts. Thank you.

TomeDr 24

Monday 2 January 2023 4:45

Your mom is worried, feeling helpless and deflecting. Try to cut her some slack.

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