Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.
therealsuperman 0
haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"
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Comments (224)
at0micmin3r 23
Well.... YDI yo. As long as you're under your parents' roof, it's their roof, their rules. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. Once you're on your own, THEN you can live however you please and pierce your BRAIN for all they care.
the4starr 3
I agree with your parents.
rebma234 0
Ah boopityboppity, your comments make my day.
cyh9 0
i think these comments are funnier than some of the FML's : )
towboatdude 0
The family will get over it trust me. you might have to put up with some shit from them but they will come around. There is nothing wrong with piercings. I've had my nipples done for over 4 yrs now and no problems. And my ears for over 2yrs. As to this they can cause problems. Bullshit once the area is held back up thats it. the only time they can get infected is during the healing. Unless you take them out and put something else in there that's not suppose to go there. but you'd have to be a dumb to do something like that.
Childdocter 2
How does your sister know that?
Mortoli 30
Many methods probably got one with her or was with her etc. maybe op is a show off or down right told her.
tamoodielovesmar 1
ughh... who gets a tongue piercing. how do u eat....and talk, like wouldnt it bother you...*shivers* and then a nipple piercing.....eww even grosser...some people *sigh*
Mortoli 30
Depends on the piercing really and reasoning well many for that lol. I know someone who has one and well never mind. Lol.
GummiiGumm 0
The whole loosing sensitivity is crap.... I have both mine & feels great wen the fiance plays with them.... If anything.... It heightens sensitivity
CokokoLa 0
how about you don't do anything, people should leave there bodies like they are, I'm not saying that if your fat then you shouldn't do anything about it, I'm saying that why do you all those tattos, and peircings, you can be "cool" and "sexy" without them.
athena3100 9
just one!