Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.
therealsuperman 0
haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"
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Comments (224)
IcyJack 7
Silence your sister before she lets slip what else you pierced....MWAHAHAHA!!!
wewillnotgrowold 0
No.
IcyJack 7
It wasn't a question , and it was pure sarcasm. Gotta love the Internet.
Zarron6 0
********?
wewillnotgrowold 0
Because I was totally being serious. Gotta love the internet.
Draminicaus 0
IcyJack, ^ this girl jacked your comment and punked you out. You gonna stand for that? :)
IcyJack 7
Does it look like I care? (or...wait, nevermind)
Sirin_fml 47
I applaud your honesty, but perhaps you should keep that between you and your psychiatrist.
hcovballer247 0
Piercings are filthy and unprofessional unless it's an ear piercing.
skullbashd 3
why isn't an ear piercing unprofessional
IcyJack 7
Looks like he has a... *puts on sunglasses* ...hole in his logic. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
golfchick84 0
because she has one
zenti 2
I don't see why piercings are filthy, since you have to keep the pierced area cleaner than usual in order for it to heal properly.
powermad80 2
I personally find all but ear piercings unattractive. I don't know why you would get your nipple pierced, it doesn't make a lot of sense.
love0128 5
Now let's not mention the people who have gaping holes in their EARS!!!...
catatonicsleep 17
So ears with really big gauge holes in them are still proffessional but any others aren't?
julien672 0
YOU MADE MY DAY.
natawiiex3 5
they aren't filthy at all. weather it's your ear or anything else they're a form of jewelry, and if you don't like the way they look, then don't get them. but just because you don't like them doesn't make it "filthy"
skullbashd 3
enjoy your ignorance just because it's pieced doesn't mean it'll get infected...
mola_mola 3
BBB you sound like someone i know that's not a good thing :)
zkchild 0
Write it down, wait for her to get older and she will screw up some time.
bubbarific 0
dude u r the most ugliset disgusting epitome of human being tht i have ever seen to kingdom come lol
aardvarkish 17
Nice
kile88 2
um pretty sure there are disgusting ear piercings too aside from the norm who just have lobe done
andrewjw 0
nipple slip!!! hahaha