Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
Today, I've been sitting here for what seems like an eternity listening to my mom ruthlessly grill my sister about a piercing she got. Why don't I just leave, you ask? We're in the ER. My grandma is in the ICU, critically ill. But my sister's piercing is apparently a bigger concern. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
At least she didn't tell them about your ******** piercing.
therealsuperman 0
haha "surprise! your nipple is pierced"
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Comments (224)
amberistkrieg 2
that sucks...but if you are underage (which i'm assuming you are, since your parents still have say-so in your life), maybe you should wait to get piercings. when I was younger, I had a ton of piercings which I eventually got tired of, and now have a ton of scars...wait till you're 18.
macskapingvin 0
It doesn't suck. No one will ever suck that nipple.
sallen0046 4
Your parents are correct. It's your own fault for telling your sister you had a hidden piercing in the first place.
wombledn 0
if your old enough to get it pierced legally its time to move out if You want to be that "individual". if your using a fake ID or cheating to get it done then ydi. if you can't handle the consequences then don't do it.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
-19 im sure you would know ******!
hobojo11 0
actuly infected nipples would look like this: ( € ) ( € )
lgslater22 0
that sucks lol
PurplePeeps 0
Asspen episode of South Park, anyone?
love0128 5
Yeah, some people do talk weird with it. I have one and I talk fine with it. Except for the word "Reese's" when I have a short bar in! My boyfriend's brother picks on me about it all the time. Haha!
ruppy99 2
so........when can I meet you? :P
LexSwift 17
9, your picture REALLY freaks my shit out. Especially since I'm alone, in the dark, and just watched When A Stranger Calls. *shudders*