Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Etiquette
Today, I had to be the responsible adult and take my parents' phones away. Most of their time is spent on social media and low-quality brainrot. FML
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Damn, man I pity this fool who didn't pay attention in school.
CaptainTwiggy 0
13- I have autism and a VERY terrible attention span. On top of that, I can barely remember anything. I walk out of my room and forget where I want to go very often. I still had good grades and excelled despite this. All you have to do is pay attention, stay organized, and try. Just because it isn't easy doesn't make it impossible. OP just sounds lazy.
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Comments (172)
badass243 6
you need the iAsian, it really helps with grades
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Yeah, and I believe they're made in China.
THE_A_TEEN 28
YDI for not worrying about your studies. Bu I feel you, I used to get bad grades too. It sucked a lot, but then I got better. Try harder next semester and then try WAY harder next year.
cherryllollo 7
they should've checked the grades prior to giving you the iPhone!
samaroo0 0
Just shows their irresponsible
supimnyancat 9
How many times are you gonna comment on this FML?
LordOfLincoln 6
If your grades aren't up to scratch then the last thing you need is an Apple distraction. Work harder and earn the phone.
Larion1 13
parents doing everything for you do not dissapoint them
22jrdn55 15
Well, they kind of did the right thing, taking it away AFTER checking the grades that it, cause this way, you'll have something to look forward to, something to motivify you to get better grades! good luck!
yummcookie 0
At least they were going to,..
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
How is that an asshole move? How does this compare to taunting a beggar? Just seems ungrateful that this ruined his/her day because of bad grades.
LolCakes111 7
He got a B+ in English! B+! Let's not even go into his bloodtype...