Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Anonymous
How very dare you?
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FunTimes
Canada
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
cazorp
United States
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
anonymous
Inverness, United States
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
fuck you mom
Boozehound
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
mirrorfad
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Glass houses and all that
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Top comments
jibz 6
Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
cduran2011 6
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
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jibz 6
Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.
gamercanadian 11
Ye like may be two shots
THE_A_TEEN 28
Naw, I bet she's worth about 3 pints of guiness, or 1 barrel of fermented wine, or about 1 case of russian vodka.
Right_Click 12
OP needs to tell her mom that her mom's worth a shot in the kneecaps. With a gun.
airforce987 20
Hey at least OP's mom doesn't break into her child's house and drink an entire bottle of really expensive wine...
imaginaryvoice 18
Sounds like a winner
nahgemoohc 17
are you sure she's no longer an alcoholic?
greyhoundreduxx 0
Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.
cduran2011 6
Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.
jcarolina 4
Did you say Once alcoholic?
louiseth 9
No. He said "Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around."
Buttsexpirate 9
Damn... That's ****** up. I know the feeling. My mom told me she'd sell me to a mad scientist for sex, and she did and he turned me into a buttsexpirate. :(
tomhofer 14
#3 ur name is hilarious
xoxokelsey11 5
well at least you know you're worth something. :)
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I'm not understanding why this is a FML? This is more of a **** Yeah! moment...
The_Mooinator 4
Is it vlad or a good vodka?
KiddNYC1O 22
It's all rubbing alcohol.
rocker_chick105 31
Do a shot auction. Show her how much youre worth!
22jrdn55 15
starting the bidding at 9 shots, anyone?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Worlds best mom?
MikeDa1Da 14
No, worlds worst mom.
22jrdn55 15
ur mom?
A7X_LoVeee 10
#what'sasarcasm -______-
MikeDa1Da 14
#rare
DocBastard 40
Hashtag on FML = automatic thumbs down.
A7X_LoVeee 10
^ this guy.
me_gusta_eso 1
^ this guy.
screamo_neve 12
34- Just because I love your picture doesn't mean I won't say anything. THIS ISN'T ******* TWITTER.
kaykay20 0
Would have or would? If she said would and was actually serious then she still has a alcohol problem and shouldn't be allowed to be a mom if she is willing to sell her own daughter. If she actually tries to sell you she will be going to jail and you'd be taken from her custody cause she would been seen unfit to raise you or any child. I really hope for your sake she was joking.
afdude87 6
Cool story, bro.
desireev 18
Please... Do understand.. I am probably the nicest girl you'll ever come in contact with. I really am.. But I really hope that you don't honestly believe that OPs' mom meant it when she said she'd sell her for a shot of vodka, did you? If so,.... Nevermind... I'm going now... Have a nice day! :)
whitewoods 3
could be worse, she could be willing to sell you for a can of bud lite or another cheap beer.
desireev 18
True that! You could be sold for a can of Wisconsins Best or an Old English 40! A shot of Vodka around here is goin for $6.. Like she said, (^^^) it could be worse..
uprising_fml 0
better than a shot of gin . gin is so ******* gross, in my 19 year old opinion anyway.
OCDC 9
Well aren't you cool, you're 19 and you already drink. REBEL.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Here's an idea, he might live in the U.K. The legal drinking age over there is somewhere below 19. That or he's underaged.
lindseykcool 6
Putting his age is irrelevant anyways. So yes, it seems like he's trying to be a show off by telling everyone he's nineteen and drinks.
raphanne_fml 33
#21 Where I come from, the legal drinking age is 18.
A7X_LoVeee 10
The United States is the only country where the drinking age is 21(apart from the ones where it's completely illegal). There are countries where it is 18 and even below that. Don't really see how he comes off as "showing off."
OCDC 9
Yes but was putting his age really relevant?
benchpress550 4
It was just showing he didn't have "the taste" for gin yet being 19...maybe someday someone will make him a Tom Collins and then he will know how gin is supposed to be consumed!