Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 840
You deserved it 2 989
Alcohol Drunk Kids
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

jibz 6
Send a private message

Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.

75 4
Reply Report
cduran2011 6
Send a private message

Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.

27 0
Reply Report
Next

Comments

jibz 6
Send a private message

Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.

75 4
Reply Report
gamercanadian 11
Send a private message

Ye like may be two shots

7 1
Reply Report
THE_A_TEEN 27
Send a private message

Naw, I bet she's worth about 3 pints of guiness, or 1 barrel of fermented wine, or about 1 case of russian vodka.

6 4
Reply Report
Right_Click 12
Send a private message

OP needs to tell her mom that her mom's worth a shot in the kneecaps. With a gun.

16 0
Reply Report
airforce987 20
Send a private message

Hey at least OP's mom doesn't break into her child's house and drink an entire bottle of really expensive wine...

8 0
Reply Report
imaginaryvoice 18
Send a private message

Sounds like a winner

2 4
Reply Report
nahgemoohc 17
Send a private message

are you sure she's no longer an alcoholic?

0 0
Reply Report
greyhoundreduxx 0

Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.

2 0
Reply Report
cduran2011 6
Send a private message

Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.

27 0
Reply Report
jcarolina 4
Send a private message

Did you say Once alcoholic?

0 8
Reply Report
louiseth 9
Send a private message

No. He said "Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around."

17 1
Reply Report
Buttsexpirate 9

Damn... That's fucked up. I know the feeling. My mom told me she'd sell me to a mad scientist for sex, and she did and he turned me into a buttsexpirate. :(

0 1
Reply Report
tomhofer 14
Send a private message

#3 ur name is hilarious

0 0
Reply Report
xoxokelsey11 5

well at least you know you're worth something. :)

16 3
Reply Report
AlaskanEskimo34 0

I'm not understanding why this is a FML? This is more of a Fuck Yeah! moment...

0 0
Reply Report
The_Mooinator 4
Send a private message

Is it vlad or a good vodka?

4 12
Reply Report
KiddNYC1O 20

It's all rubbing alcohol.

0 0
Reply Report
rocker_chick105 31
Send a private message

Do a shot auction. Show her how much youre worth!

11 0
Reply Report
22jrdn55 15
Send a private message

starting the bidding at 9 shots, anyone?

6 0
Reply Report
A7X_LoVeee 10

Worlds best mom?

11 8
Reply Report
MikeDa1Da 14
Send a private message

No, worlds worst mom.

1 11
Reply Report
A7X_LoVeee 10

#what'sasarcasm -______-

5 16
Reply Report
DocBastard 38
Send a private message

Hashtag on FML = automatic thumbs down.

22 3
Reply Report
A7X_LoVeee 10

^ this guy.

1 6
Reply Report
me_gusta_eso 1

^ this guy.

0 5
Reply Report
screamo_neve 12
Send a private message

34- Just because I love your picture doesn't mean I won't say anything. THIS ISN'T FUCKING TWITTER.

1 7
Reply Report
kaykay20 0

Would have or would? If she said would and was actually serious then she still has a alcohol problem and shouldn't be allowed to be a mom if she is willing to sell her own daughter. If she actually tries to sell you she will be going to jail and you'd be taken from her custody cause she would been seen unfit to raise you or any child. I really hope for your sake she was joking.

7 31
Reply Report
afdude87 6
Send a private message

Cool story, bro.

9 2
Reply Report
desireev 17

Please... Do understand.. I am probably the nicest girl you'll ever come in contact with. I really am.. But I really hope that you don't honestly believe that OPs' mom meant it when she said she'd sell her for a shot of vodka, did you? If so,.... Nevermind... I'm going now... Have a nice day! :)

6 4
Reply Report
whitewoods 3
Send a private message

could be worse, she could be willing to sell you for a can of bud lite or another cheap beer.

11 2
Reply Report
desireev 17

True that! You could be sold for a can of Wisconsins Best or an Old English 40! A shot of Vodka around here is goin for $6.. Like she said, (^^^) it could be worse..

3 1
Reply Report
uprising_fml 0

better than a shot of gin . gin is so fucking gross, in my 19 year old opinion anyway.

2 19
Reply Report
OCDC 9

Well aren't you cool, you're 19 and you already drink. REBEL.

7 12
Reply Report
THE_A_TEEN 27
Send a private message

Here's an idea, he might live in the U.K. The legal drinking age over there is somewhere below 19. That or he's underaged.

9 2
Reply Report
lindseykcool 6

Putting his age is irrelevant anyways. So yes, it seems like he's trying to be a show off by telling everyone he's nineteen and drinks.

9 3
Reply Report
raphanne_fml 33
Send a private message

#21 Where I come from, the legal drinking age is 18.

7 1
Reply Report
A7X_LoVeee 10

The United States is the only country where the drinking age is 21(apart from the ones where it's completely illegal). There are countries where it is 18 and even below that. Don't really see how he comes off as "showing off."

4 4
Reply Report
OCDC 9

Yes but was putting his age really relevant?

1 1
Reply Report
benchpress550 4
Send a private message

It was just showing he didn't have "the taste" for gin yet being 19...maybe someday someone will make him a Tom Collins and then he will know how gin is supposed to be consumed!

6 0
Reply Report
Next