Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Etiquette
Today, I had to be the responsible adult and take my parents' phones away. Most of their time is spent on social media and low-quality brainrot. FML
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Damn, man I pity this fool who didn't pay attention in school.
CaptainTwiggy 0
13- I have autism and a VERY terrible attention span. On top of that, I can barely remember anything. I walk out of my room and forget where I want to go very often. I still had good grades and excelled despite this. All you have to do is pay attention, stay organized, and try. Just because it isn't easy doesn't make it impossible. OP just sounds lazy.
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HogwartsDropout7 0
You gotta earn it.
lanitotherescue 1
quit whining, at least you have the privilege of obtaining an iphone. and fyl because you cant basically do the number one thing your parents ask you do to since you reached the age of understanding what school truely is? i think not. sounds like someone is a tad bit spoiled.
biioniic11 0
Well, at least you know what to do for next time!
lanitotherescue 1
what kind of bs is this? youre comparison makes no sense. kid gets and iphone, homeless man gets a ten dollar bill? kid has bad grades so parents take away the luxury of having an expensive phone verses homeless man being broke and getting taunted with a necessity? whackk. it isnt hard to do well in school if you actually acclimate yourself. kids just wicked spoiled if he/she has that attitude.
xStaciexLynnx 15
For everyone saying 'They should've checked grades before giving it to you'- I'm thinking it's always been the rule that bad grades= no phone. Now they just got OP a nicer phone and it happened to be time to check the grades...
DebiCakes95 0
I understand how you feel, the same thing happened to me...
hateevryone 15
well that was mean. what kind of grades did you make?
kaykay20 0
Understandable when you think of the beggar not working to earn that money but being poor I believe isn't why he wouldn't get the money. Pretty clear they use the reward system to motivate him and that's not a good way to get people let alone their own son to do things in my opinion just as bad as using food as a reward. It creates more issues then if they were to motivate him cause they are the right things to do and essential for his development as well educated and balanced person.
pinkWabbits 0
I got an iPhone too, but the people at the Verizon store didn't do something correctly. I can still do everything but call and text. Now I pretty much have two iPods. That sucks for you though. When will you get it back? Maybe around the same time I can actually use mine.
Saladman918 7
Same thing happened to me, I feel your pain