Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
My precious
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Do as you're told
Today, my parents forced me to do chores. I worked extra slow to rebel against their tyranny. My dad then said I'm not allowed to get my learner's permit for another six months and took away my phone. FML
Etiquette
Today, I had to be the responsible adult and take my parents' phones away. Most of their time is spent on social media and low-quality brainrot. FML
Memory man
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Damn, man I pity this fool who didn't pay attention in school.
CaptainTwiggy 0
13- I have autism and a VERY terrible attention span. On top of that, I can barely remember anything. I walk out of my room and forget where I want to go very often. I still had good grades and excelled despite this. All you have to do is pay attention, stay organized, and try. Just because it isn't easy doesn't make it impossible. OP just sounds lazy.
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Comments (172)
Mea022796 2
That was their fault for not checking beforhand instead of giving your hopes up
MelissaLecter 0
Then why give it to you at all....ugh. Parents
Okayitwasme 0
I guess you have a motivator to get those grades up. I phones are so awesome ! That's a nice prize.
roxybeachgirl7 3
I don't think there is anything wrong with what they did. an iPhone might distract you.
frankothetanko 0
go into their room and promptly take it back
SkyiiStarflower 0
i know that feeling. but instead of iPhone, it's iPod. -.- bastards.
Roly1990 2
Sucks to be u...
fwoodgirl12 0
Wow..if my parents did that to me, I would be punching someone in the face lol
KiddNYC1O 22
Are you even age eligible for one?
FreakxShow1334 0
You'll be more motivated to get better grades from now on.