By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 945
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You should cut his wifes grass

Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.


You should cut his wifes grass

as do we all

or decide to throw a Mexican fiesta at 2 am. sombreros, tacos, tequila, and a Mexican band playing loud music. its not only the best thing of life but it's solid revenge.

Who reads the comments on FML more than the FML's

why at 2 in the morning is the question..

I thought I was the only one who did this, nothing better than mowing late at night, not near a hot.

2ndSucks 15

2 in the morning would be a lot cooler, especially in the south. Though I prefer 8 or 9 in favor of the middle of the night.

HowAreYouToday 34

try sleeping some time.

GotALife 11

He should cut your grass too.

hahahaha!!! this situation reminds me of my neighbour who would vacuum his house at 12am!!we moved out... NAH i'm just kidding. I'm still here and he still vacuums his house at around that time. OP, i feel your pain;P

GuitarFail123 9


changetheworld 0

Well.. It's not hot as fuck at two in the morning.

why should op say they FINALLY cut their lawn? it is none of their business if they don't mow the lawn

Jakaroo 0

Ohhh I tried mowing at 2 am,well actually 3.It's a little better 'cause it's cooler.

green_eggs_and_h 0

94- If Op lives in a neighborhood with an HOA it might be a requirement to have your grass not be too long and/or unruly. So maybe Op is concerned that their kind and considerate neighbor's grass is too long because she doesn't want them to be fined? I don't know, I'm just spewing my opinion. Go ahead and thumb me down to Hell.

128- what's a hoa?

Prankster7o7 5

129- Homeowner's Association.

Dont we all cut the grass at 2 a.m?

ashlyn88 0

I love you !! lol

StopDropNRoll 11

62- I had a neighbor who mowed our lawn. We got back from school one day and yea job done. then he kept doing it. cool dude

Maybe op's neighbor normally works third shift and had a day off, so for him it was like day time. Just a thought.

he should really keep of the grass

Keep of the grass?

yes 12, that's what he said. want a cookie?

yes 12, that's what he said. want a cookie?

12, I meant off*

ImaWiseGuy 5

cocaines a hell of a drug...

55. meth is better

HowAreYouToday 34

I summon SOCIAL LIFE. It attacks with PARTY. It's super affective!

ImaWiseGuy 5

57, if you wanna get technical meth is worse...

coke is better. hands down

but I don't want to get technical. so it's not ;)

73. i prefer pepsi to coke

HowAreYouToday 34

I prefer dr pepper

I prefer Orange Crush

FunnyGuy5051 7

I prefer weed

KatrinaKitten 16

Was the noise worth clean-cut grass?

Screw you guys, I like raw buffalo meat juice.

HowAreYouToday 34

I'm a vampire. I like human meat juice.

Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.

yes. alberta had those laws too... im guessing that neighbour chose to ignore them

Washington has rules like that too.

op you should FUCK THAT MAN UP, put a bunch of rocks and dog shit in his lawn when he is mowing. or when it's raining, put fruit loops in his grass so it will be pretty colors

Since there are rules, you should report him so he won't do it again! FYL:(

95, I like the way you think.

agaba 0

no it ok tho he wasn't bothered he was to busy playing his new drums

Jakaroo 0

95 thumbs up :D

got my Halloween prank:D

mynameis1339 0

Yeah of course it's not like he's going to listen that's why you have a phone to call the police.

mynameis1339 0

Yeah of course it's not like he's going to listen that's why you have a phone to call the police.

I live in bc Once a guy started shooting his full auto gun He also tryed to higher a person to kill someone

make him cut it with scissors

monsterbeats_fml 9

I like the way you think.

Yeah. You need to cut your hair.

You need to cut your whiskers.

You need to cut your pubestache.

KatrinaKitten 16

And all of you need to cut it out.

SneakherHead 5

And you need to stop sucking the sack

green_eggs_and_h 0

Quit playin with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap.

Eminem is the shit.

Is that a metaphor? ;)

Sounds like a hard working neighbor. Mine never cuts their grass...

that or decide to have a Mexican fiesta involving loud music and fireworks at 2 in the morning. revenge plus tacos, sombreros, tequila, and Mexican music, you can't go wrong

Better late than never I guess.

I'm liking Dolphin's revenge taco idea xD

My neighbor often mows his lawn at 8-9 pm.. it's quite annoying :P

I cut my grass in the evening. It's cooler out, and when it's been 100+ for the past three weeks you try and avoid being outside during the day.

I cut my grass at 2 in the morning as well. it's just not in my yard ;)

shepaintsmusic 6

What? do you think you need to sleep or something?

Iwashere12345 0

were u like, waiting for him to cut his own grass??

haven't you seen those signs that say 'keep off the grass'?

sorry, I meant off*

hey this is all I got for messaging but I hope it means something

maffy4ever 8

Was he drunk?

Your face scares the shit out of me..

maffy4ever 8

It scares everyone.