Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
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JE553
| 9
Quality kid with quality humor clearly
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oh_merde
| 11
What a dick!
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JE553
| 9
Quality kid with quality humor clearly
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corocoro
| 30
True, but it still calls for a talk with the parents.
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JE553
| 9
True however mowing a penis into a lawn takes some creative skill
An enrollment into an art school should be included in said talk
An enrollment into an art school should be included in said talk
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CaptinFalconKnig
| 6
I guess you could say that was a dick move
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SwaggCapone
| 11
I hate kids
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Faff
| 20
why would you tell the parents? it was just an innocent joke.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
41- Do you even know what "innocent" means? It's destructive behavior, and should be treated as such. Informing the parents of his shenanigans is well within reason.
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Faff
| 20
The only mowed a penis in the lawn. He didn't broke any windows or set the house on fire. And the lawn has to be mowed anyway, so I don't see any destructive behaviour?
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Next time mow a pineapple. I hear they bring out your eyes
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| 28
If he offered to do it for free, would OP be as pissed?
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badluckdawson
| 19
You were once a kid to so stfu
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Hipnog
| 15
93.
Stop being such a dick to OP.
Stop being such a dick to OP.
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oh_merde
| 11
What a dick!
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Wizboy
| 17
Definitely a big one.
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mojobanks
| 8
Fix it by giving it a mow job!
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esines
| 9
For real. Op needs to be mower careful in who they pay to work for them
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Welshite
| 39
Well, he /did/ mow it.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Having your lawn fertilized?
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\
| 28
This reminds me of the FML where this girl's boyfriend applies sunscreen to her back at the beach, but leaves a penis-shaped area of her back uncovered...
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Llama_Face89
| 33
I remember that one!
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chosha_fml
| 25
He shafted you.
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dzhonatan
| 14
That does take some skill. I'm
Impressed. I'd pay $10. That seems like a reasonable price.
Impressed. I'd pay $10. That seems like a reasonable price.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
OP never said he did it WELL..
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dzhonatan
| 14
That's a good point. Penises do come in different shapes and sizes tho...
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NeatNit
| 32
Could have been worse, at least it's easy to fix (just mow the rest). Did you pay him before the job, or intend to pay after?
By
_GoodGuy
| 11
It'll eventually cum off. Don't worry OP
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
For now, just cover it up to protect it from harsh criticism.
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euphoricness
| 28
I wonder if mowing a penis in the lawn was HARD for him to do.
...hmmm
...hmmm
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Demonax_fml
| 8
Well, that was a dick move.
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fancyturdhat
| 11
Oh dear. Now you will have to finish mowing your lawn yourself... fyl indeed.