True, but it still calls for a talk with the parents.

True however mowing a penis into a lawn takes some creative skill An enrollment into an art school should be included in said talk

I guess you could say that was a dick move

I hate kids

why would you tell the parents? it was just an innocent joke.

41- Do you even know what "innocent" means? It's destructive behavior, and should be treated as such. Informing the parents of his shenanigans is well within reason.

The only mowed a penis in the lawn. He didn't broke any windows or set the house on fire. And the lawn has to be mowed anyway, so I don't see any destructive behaviour?

Next time mow a pineapple. I hear they bring out your eyes

If he offered to do it for free, would OP be as pissed?

You were once a kid to so stfu

93. Stop being such a dick to OP.

Definitely a big one.

Fix it by giving it a mow job!

For real. Op needs to be mower careful in who they pay to work for them

This reminds me of the FML where this girl's boyfriend applies sunscreen to her back at the beach, but leaves a penis-shaped area of her back uncovered...

I remember that one!

OP never said he did it WELL..

That's a good point. Penises do come in different shapes and sizes tho...

For now, just cover it up to protect it from harsh criticism.

I wonder if mowing a penis in the lawn was HARD for him to do. ...hmmm