By Anonymous - 17/8/2013 10:52 - United States
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply
  Faff  |  20

The only mowed a penis in the lawn. He didn't broke any windows or set the house on fire. And the lawn has to be mowed anyway, so I don't see any destructive behaviour?

Reply
  \  |  28

If he offered to do it for free, would OP be as pissed?

Reply
  \  |  28

This reminds me of the FML where this girl's boyfriend applies sunscreen to her back at the beach, but leaves a penis-shaped area of her back uncovered...