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Why do you guys move desks all the time? Sounds like an unprofessional work place

Your Stupidvisor is a dumbass....

It sounds like you have a job where you work on a computer most of the day. If that is the case, I would suggest playing music at a quiet volume. Since nobody is around you, it should help entertain you and drown out the beeping sound.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set the building on fire...

'with no one to talk to' that may be your answer why you were moved. maybe your talking is not working, just sayin

It sounds like you have a job where you work on a computer most of the day. If that is the case, I would suggest heavy metal at ear-splitting level to drown the noise. Since nobody is around you, it should help your supervisors to notice you and move your office in a better place.

Just don't set the building on fire, Milton.

Getting moved that frequently isn't a good sign. Either the unfortunate door spot person keeps complaining of the singing sound so everyone gets a turn or they keep moving you closer to the door so you won't have to walk so far when they fire you. My guess is for being too social

Maybe because nobody wants to talk to you and get fired for it.