FML : Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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By leaf hater / Thursday 17 November 2011 12:43 / United States

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By Jdeluxh | 12

#3597138 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:05

Leaf wars!

By loserman67 | 34

#3597251 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:36

This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!

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By Jdeluxh | 12

#3597138 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:05

Leaf wars!

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3597158 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:08

The OP should put them back into their neighbor's yard and light fire to them :D!

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3597233 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:30

Leaves = fertilizer. Don't pick them up, yse them to nourish your lawn! Or replace the inside of your neighor's matress with them.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#3597256 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:38

Buy a fence so you isolate yourself from Idiot neighbors.

Wheredidgrungego | 12

#3597258 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:38

Leaf Wars sounds like a show about competition amongst marijuana dealers.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3597345 - Thursday 17 November 2011 05:09

But would it be as terrible as Whale Wars? I saw that once, made me take up watching Barney again.

Spritemazter | 0

#3597373 - Thursday 17 November 2011 05:22

36- better to just not say anything.

cheefer | 0

#3597439 - Thursday 17 November 2011 05:54

I was thinking homicide.

TheNinjaCat | 10

#3597474 - Thursday 17 November 2011 06:25

Take a 'leaf' our of his book and blast em back! See what I did there?

MfailK | 0

#3597579 - Thursday 17 November 2011 07:12

Yess! I do that to my neighbors all the time. That's the exact reason leaf blowers were invented for. True story.

MfailK | 0

#3597589 - Thursday 17 November 2011 07:17

Wait he used his snow blower??? this guy might be a genius or very very special, I'm not sure which

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3597675 - Thursday 17 November 2011 08:44

23 the neighbor used a snowblower for that reason, the op had a fence

arlo1024 | 0

#3597901 - Thursday 17 November 2011 10:41

And so the it does, time to get the rakes outs.....

thewifey310 | 7

#3601120 - Friday 18 November 2011 09:50

This reminds me of an episode of spongebob 0.o lmao,

WhiteDream_fml | 0

#3614788 - Monday 21 November 2011 02:04

OP, next time rake the leaves into a bag, or ask your neighbor to not blow the leaves into your yard. It'd make life 10x easier.

ahti546 | 11

#4765727 - Thursday 2 August 2012 11:24

He used a snowblower for leaves? Shouldn't he use a LEAFblower lol?

By malfoyfreak | 3

#3597146 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:06

Blow them all back! Or make one big leaf pile!

That0therguy | 4

#3597411 - Thursday 17 November 2011 05:37

Rake all the leaves back to his yard, then hose them down..

malfoyfreak | 3

#3599274 - Friday 18 November 2011 03:02

Lol that's even better

Gringe | 1

#4719298 - Sunday 22 July 2012 01:11

Just burn a cross on his yard. Thats wat i did when my neighbors annoyed me... We dont talk much anymore :( they were nice i think ill go visit them.

By Rainbow_dumpster | 26

#3597148 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:06

LEAF PILE!! =D

hamncheeseinit | 6

#3597453 - Thursday 17 November 2011 06:06

You should go to his place and raise hell

By Badab1ng | 5

#3597155 - Thursday 17 November 2011 04:08

Just because he's old doesn't mean he gets out of a quick "strike of the sleeping cobra" to the neck area, followed by a slightly arousing uppercut to the nads. Depending on your anger level, maybe a beef stew to the facial region.