Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
One man and his lawn
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
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lookatstupid 0
You should cut his wifes grass
mk58 31
Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.
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Comments (171)
Elegies_fml 5
Get him a push lawn mower. Super quiet until it needs oil, then it may squeak.
mustasho 0
wear earplugs?
wond3rbread 0
tweaker.
wolfsheart 14
who has the time or motivation to cut their grass at that time?
1989mustang50 0
complete Meth head
jloldude 0
call him an ass head! it's funny
starsfan_9 7
my neighbors do that all the time...morons...
stagemama 0
if its hot there like it is here i dont blame him
maddylovesu 5
and he wonders why his lawn mower is shattered all over his garage the next day....
jonnyroscoe 3
...I say help him... with a flamethrower.