Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At...

By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 16:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML

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By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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lookatstupid 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:05

You should cut his wifes grass

mk58 31

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:06

Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.

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Elegies_fml 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:20

Get him a push lawn mower. Super quiet until it needs oil, then it may squeak.

mustasho 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:26

wear earplugs?

wond3rbread 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:29

tweaker.

wolfsheart 14

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:36

who has the time or motivation to cut their grass at that time?

1989mustang50 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:03

complete Meth head

jloldude 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:13

call him an ass head! it's funny

starsfan_9 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:35

my neighbors do that all the time...morons...

stagemama 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 20:58

if its hot there like it is here i dont blame him

maddylovesu 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:12

and he wonders why his lawn mower is shattered all over his garage the next day....

jonnyroscoe 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:52

...I say help him... with a flamethrower.

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