anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
leaf hater
United States
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
racking-leaves
United States
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
overthehorizon
United States
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Anonymous
Little Rock, United States
One man and his lawn
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Anonymous
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
trees
Waupaca, United States
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Top comments
lookatstupid 0
You should cut his wifes grass
mk58 31
Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.
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Comments (171)
ecascio2010 9
some people's allergies are not as bad at night, your neighbor is not crazy.
RoxxyHustle 7
I'd prefer that to 8am. Sooooo annoying!!!
writeonme 7
He mowed the lawn at 2am, big deal. I'd do the same thing too, it's not as hot.
Slightly420 0
I like to keep my grass cut, no matter what time it is *wink*
dansco 25
As you said finally, then it means you kept asking him so I think ydi!
VicxD 0
lol what was he doing at two in the morning.... "cough" crack head "cough"
cheezbrgrsrcool 1
should have thrown a rock at him
Banned72 9
Meh, I did the same thing to my annoying neighbors. Well almost. I did at 3am. "Why ?", you ask. Because they mow their lawn every saturday at 6. effing AM. I asked them to do it later, and that some people like to sleep in on weekends. And they didn't stopped, no, they switched their electric mower (noiser of the mower wasn't the problem, the yelling was) to a petrol one. My revenge was simple, get a high power lamp, take the exhaust off from my mower, get drunk and mow my lawn in the middle of the night. And sadly that didn't stop them.
katt_is_here 24
Six in the morning? So what? If you don't like it, maybe you should put a movie on or something to drowned out the noise. They shouldn't have to give in to your silly demands just because you like to sleep in on a Saturday.
OfficeNinja 5
maybe he works nights, so for him 2 am is like 11 am to you. ever consider that? or that when you mow your lawn at 11 am it's the middle of the night to him? do the right thing. fence in your yard, get a goat, and name him "Mow".
HunterAlpha1 8
but vampires have to mow their lawns too!