Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At...

By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 16:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML

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By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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lookatstupid 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:05

You should cut his wifes grass

mk58 31

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:06

Aren't there any noise pollution rules in your area during the night? I live in Ontario, and we'd be fined for doing that.

Comments

ecascio2010 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 4:44

some people's allergies are not as bad at night, your neighbor is not crazy.

RoxxyHustle 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:05

I'd prefer that to 8am. Sooooo annoying!!!

writeonme 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:40

He mowed the lawn at 2am, big deal. I'd do the same thing too, it's not as hot.

Slightly420 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:55

I like to keep my grass cut, no matter what time it is *wink*

dansco 24

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:38

As you said finally, then it means you kept asking him so I think ydi!

VicxD 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:16

lol what was he doing at two in the morning.... "cough" crack head "cough"

cheezbrgrsrcool 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:22

should have thrown a rock at him

Banned72 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:14

Meh, I did the same thing to my annoying neighbors. Well almost. I did at 3am. "Why ?", you ask. Because they mow their lawn every saturday at 6. effing AM. I asked them to do it later, and that some people like to sleep in on weekends. And they didn't stopped, no, they switched their electric mower (noiser of the mower wasn't the problem, the yelling was) to a petrol one. My revenge was simple, get a high power lamp, take the exhaust off from my mower, get drunk and mow my lawn in the middle of the night. And sadly that didn't stop them.

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:34

Six in the morning? So what? If you don't like it, maybe you should put a movie on or something to drowned out the noise. They shouldn't have to give in to your silly demands just because you like to sleep in on a Saturday.

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:16

maybe he works nights, so for him 2 am is like 11 am to you. ever consider that? or that when you mow your lawn at 11 am it's the middle of the night to him? do the right thing. fence in your yard, get a goat, and name him "Mow".