FML : Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with...

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hunchback of notre bite - / Friday 9 August 2013 22:23 / Korea, Republic of

Intimacy

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By deuceswild | 13

#5620907 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:33

Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.

By 0h_Boy | 23

#5620914 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:35

"While you're down there..."

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By deuceswild | 13

#5620907 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:33

Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.

michaelaranda | 28

#5620940 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:40

Op, you should just get those rubber grip thingies for your shower if you want to have sexy showers with your boyfriend. You know whats not sexy? A concussion

drewflav | 15

#5621014 - Saturday 10 August 2013 6:12

Well, unless the boyfriend has a thing for unconscious women... as sad as that is.

ptoka | 19

#5621037 - Saturday 10 August 2013 6:26

Suppose I'm the only one here that got the Big Bang Theory reference and laughed...

Catkam623 | 27

#5621041 - Saturday 10 August 2013 6:29

I laughed my ass off.

tommylover842 | 23

#5621048 - Saturday 10 August 2013 6:42

I got the reference as well, definitely made me laugh

abbyycarper | 13

#5621057 - Saturday 10 August 2013 6:50

That was the first thing I thought of!

diiiinkleberg | 13

#5621086 - Saturday 10 August 2013 7:20

I'm pretty sure everyone did ..

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5621093 - Saturday 10 August 2013 7:34

Don't worry. Hockey tape fixes everything. It's the only reason my igloos still standing

imaginaryvoice | 18

#5621127 - Saturday 10 August 2013 8:36

There goes your sex life? Unless you're paralyzed, I don't see how your sex life is over.
Next time get yourself bathtub adhesives.

TheLittleBear | 19

#5621196 - Saturday 10 August 2013 10:56

32- me too. Laughed my arse off. Ah, Sheldon....

MidnaLink | 31

#5621611 - Saturday 10 August 2013 18:35

When Penny broke her shoulder?

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6260685 - Sunday 12 April 2015 23:38

ones with umbrellas?

By kievking | 14

#5620909 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:33

you will be back onto it.

brave_josh | 9

#5620960 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:45

His back is restraining him from going back to coming in from the back.

brave_josh | 9

#5620968 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:48

And....OP is a girl. And I've run out of time to edit....

By 0h_Boy | 23

#5620914 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:35

"While you're down there..."

secretkeeper911 | 4

#5622754 - Sunday 11 August 2013 15:50

... can you pass me the soap?"

By Catkam623 | 27

#5620916 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:36

Next time have sex in the bathtub not as far to fall

TheBrochure | 22

#5621204 - Saturday 10 August 2013 11:21

But she can still light her hair on fire! Is that really a trade-up?

ohcheriecherie | 20

#5622052 - Sunday 11 August 2013 2:02

ideally she wouldn't be lighting her hair on fire in the bathtub.
i mean... happens to me all the time when I'm surrounded by water....

heyyitsemilia | 11

#5622204 - Sunday 11 August 2013 4:23

Are you new to FML #61? The comment above you was referring to an FML from, I believe, a few weeks ago.

By aceboogieswagg | 7

#5620922 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:37

Well you still have hands and a mouth dont ya

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5620986 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:56

Auto felatio?

By phoneYuNOlisten | 16

#5620925 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:37

How big was the shower?

ZingZilla | 8

#5621218 - Saturday 10 August 2013 11:50

182.9 cm x 61 cm

Dawnstempest | 17

#5621340 - Saturday 10 August 2013 14:46

It's not the size of the shower that matters, but how you use it.

By redbluegreen | 40

#5620929 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:37

That's why you get in the shower after the water has reached the temperature you desire.

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5620942 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:40

I don't think OP meant that kind of heated lol, silly goose

yankeesfancg | 13

#5620949 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:42

I gave you a thumbs up just because you said silly goose and that made me chuckle, nice job

boredSOLDIER | 33

#5620980 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:54

Well thank you PVT :D

By caohm | 18

#5620934 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:38

you could always improvise at that point

By Roughlife28 | 7

#5620944 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:40

Was your boyfriend ok?

By singer0421 | 32

#5620956 - Saturday 10 August 2013 5:43

I hope you have one of those shower mats for the floor! Otherwise showers are way too slippery, as you have so generously demonstrated.

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