Cruise down the street

Someone like Lawn-mowing Crusoe?

"They see me mowin', they hatin'..." (Sorry I'll crawl away now).

Crusin down the street in my 6-4

Dont quote me boy cuz i aint sais shit

Sounds to me like someone has been playing Happy Wheels too much...

Install a turbocharger and a larger engine, and go for a ioy ride. Also, should probably install cupholders too!

Nu

1 acre of land = $75 and 1 acre of land takes 20 minutes to cut. Its easy money where I am.

That's a terrible deal. And you must have one hell of a lawnmower to do an acre in 20 minutes.

I'm a qualified horticulturalist and ill do anyone's lawn if u live in Australia, Melbourne haha been impossible to find work even though I have a qualification. FML

Yeah, my dad just drives his around the block on occasion. Parents are weird.

Wait. You're not supposed to normally drive around in a lawnmower? It's what I use to get to my job interviews! :(

I guess that gets the "reliable mode of transport" question out of the way real fast.

We have a ride on mower worth over $100,000 at work. Paid for with tax payer money. Don't you love the US governments budgeting?

I'd ride them for days...if I could afford one.

I have a john deer riding mower. Its alot more fun to cut the grass with that vs the push mower. It has a cup holder, cushy seat, headlights and goes pretty fast. There is also a group of riding mower people whose hobby is installing super fast engines on them, and racing it.

God yes! A thousand times yes!

No it's not.

not at all sweetie.

That reminds me of that scene in Scary Movie... 3, I believe.

Or at least that's the excuse he is gonna use for getting it haha.

No, this one is pretty straightforward.

How is this confusing?

The dad bought a lawn mower that you can ride on. However, they do not have a lawn to mow. How are you confused?