By What. - 14/08/2013 00:08 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
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lorraineald 7

He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.

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agentaquamarine 4

To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

"They see me mowin', they hatin'..." (Sorry I'll crawl away now).

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whiteboy896 9

Crusin down the street in my 6-4

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iTerrorized 4

Dont quote me boy cuz i aint sais shit

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cyanidesandwich 21

Sounds to me like someone has been playing Happy Wheels too much...

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mattjamt 16

Install a turbocharger and a larger engine, and go for a ioy ride. Also, should probably install cupholders too!

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HowAreYouToday 34

Maybe he got sick of vacuuming.

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lorraineald 7

He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.

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mattjamt 16

1 acre of land = $75 and 1 acre of land takes 20 minutes to cut. Its easy money where I am.

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GuessWhatKids 13

That's a terrible deal. And you must have one hell of a lawnmower to do an acre in 20 minutes.

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caitlinjadee 8

I'm a qualified horticulturalist and ill do anyone's lawn if u live in Australia, Melbourne haha been impossible to find work even though I have a qualification. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Your new method of commuting to work!

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agentaquamarine 4

To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.

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ghostlilac 25

Yeah, my dad just drives his around the block on occasion. Parents are weird.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Wait. You're not supposed to normally drive around in a lawnmower? It's what I use to get to my job interviews! :(

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5oapbox 4

I guess that gets the "reliable mode of transport" question out of the way real fast.

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mattjamt 16

We have a ride on mower worth over $100,000 at work. Paid for with tax payer money. Don't you love the US governments budgeting?

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jennababe98 9

I'd ride them for days...if I could afford one.

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skyeyez9 24

I have a john deer riding mower. Its alot more fun to cut the grass with that vs the push mower. It has a cup holder, cushy seat, headlights and goes pretty fast. There is also a group of riding mower people whose hobby is installing super fast engines on them, and racing it.

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FairlyWise 9

It's probably a sexual thing you don't know about.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

That reminds me of that scene in Scary Movie... 3, I believe.

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webbface 25

Or at least that's the excuse he is gonna use for getting it haha.

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freshlybreezy 15

Maybe his embracing his redneck side and is gonna try racing lawn mowers?

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ty7in_topic 31

This is one of the most confusing FML's I've ever read.

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NeighSoulSister 6

The dad bought a lawn mower that you can ride on. However, they do not have a lawn to mow. How are you confused?

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