Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
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lorraineald
| 7
He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.
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agentaquamarine
| 4
To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as fuck.
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Tommiix
| 15
Always a good investment
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Cruise down the street
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aintlifeapain
| 21
Someone like Lawn-mowing Crusoe?
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
"They see me mowin', they hatin'..." (Sorry I'll crawl away now).
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whiteboy896
| 9
Crusin down the street in my 6-4
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iTerrorized
| 4
Dont quote me boy cuz i aint sais shit
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cyanidesandwich
| 21
Sounds to me like someone has been playing Happy Wheels too much...
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mattjamt
| 16
Install a turbocharger and a larger engine, and go for a ioy ride. Also, should probably install cupholders too!
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cuddlefishtate
| 2
Nu
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Maybe he got sick of vacuuming.
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lorraineald
| 7
He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.
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mattjamt
| 16
1 acre of land = $75 and 1 acre of land takes 20 minutes to cut. Its easy money where I am.
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GuessWhatKids
| 13
That's a terrible deal. And you must have one hell of a lawnmower to do an acre in 20 minutes.
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caitlinjadee
| 8
I'm a qualified horticulturalist and ill do anyone's lawn if u live in Australia, Melbourne haha been impossible to find work even though I have a qualification. FML
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JoeGrant
| 12
Your new method of commuting to work!
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agentaquamarine
| 4
To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as fuck.
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ghostlilac
| 25
Yeah, my dad just drives his around the block on occasion. Parents are weird.
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AbstraktThoughts
| 13
Wait. You're not supposed to normally drive around in a lawnmower? It's what I use to get to my job interviews! :(
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5oapbox
| 4
I guess that gets the "reliable mode of transport" question out of the way real fast.
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mattjamt
| 16
We have a ride on mower worth over $100,000 at work. Paid for with tax payer money. Don't you love the US governments budgeting?
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jennababe98
| 9
I'd ride them for days...if I could afford one.
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skyeyez9
| 24
I have a john deer riding mower. Its alot more fun to cut the grass with that vs the push mower. It has a cup holder, cushy seat, headlights and goes pretty fast.
There is also a group of riding mower people whose hobby is installing super fast engines on them, and racing it.
There is also a group of riding mower people whose hobby is installing super fast engines on them, and racing it.
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FairlyWise
| 9
It's probably a sexual thing you don't know about.
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operator47
| 10
God yes! A thousand times yes!
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THEsuperMANLYman
| 10
At least it's better than a Segway ;)
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Irchell
| 17
No it's not.
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Internetflakes
| 13
not at all sweetie.
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woainishamu
| 21
He bought it for his wife.
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
That reminds me of that scene in Scary Movie... 3, I believe.
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webbface
| 25
Or at least that's the excuse he is gonna use for getting it haha.
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freshlybreezy
| 15
Maybe his embracing his redneck side and is gonna try racing lawn mowers?
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ty7in_topic
| 31
This is one of the most confusing FML's I've ever read.
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elgordogrande1
| 11
No, this one is pretty straightforward.
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YayItsYasmine
| 11
How is this confusing?
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NeighSoulSister
| 6
The dad bought a lawn mower that you can ride on. However, they do not have a lawn to mow. How are you confused?